Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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  1. LeftSaidFred

    LeftSaidFred Well-Known Member

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    This thread is going South rapidly.
     
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  2. DMD

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    Too much happy talk?
     
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  3. Howden Tigress

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    LOCATION; A & E

    Bloody hell, bad news or what....

    Just been admitted to hospital due to poisoning caused by my culinary skills....
    I made a salad and put on what I thought was an onion....
    Turns out it was a daffodil bulb....

    They said I should be out early Spring....


    I'll get me coat...
     
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  4. dennisboothstash

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    Bloody Southerner
     
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  5. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Is your name Hy
    Is your name Hyacinth :emoticon-0105-wink: <whistle>
     
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  6. tigerscanada

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    So you thought it was a Spring onion ? Easily done.
    Thanks shallot for the tip.

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  7. Ullofaman

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    The drink culture begins early in Ireland
     
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  8. DMD

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    "I won't go to the bingo tomorrow". :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  9. Dr. Stanley

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    Big H keeps his eyes firmly on the interviewer's shoes...

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    Photoshopped.

    It's not really Harry...
     
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  11. LeftSaidFred

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    That's just cruel! And during International Women's Week as well...
     
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  12. balkan tiger

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    I see that 83 yr old Silvio Berlusconi has dumped his 34 yr old girlfriend


    In favour of a 30 yr old.




    When he hooked up with the 30 year old, doctors warned vigorous sex could prove fatal.

    He just shrugged and said "If she dies, I'll have to find another one"
     
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  13. Ullofaman

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    If you look very very closely at the image you will notice that there is a football player and a microphone in it
     
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    She’s a Leeds fan as well but I see 2 good reasons to let her off on that
     
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    Over the weekend, my wife said that I'm spending far too much time on here reading about City, Grant McCann, and football, football, football.

    She asked me - 'Do you love me or football the most?'

    I said 'Open your legs and I will show you'.

    So she did.

    And I nutmegged her.

    (has he walked or been sacked yet?)
     
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