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  1. Ron Burguvdy

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    Give her a nudge on Tinder Chazz. Do your bit for charity.
     
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    ive done ok at dry January this year - I haven’t pissed the bed at all so far ....
     
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    Some people say that I never got over my obsession with Phil Collins.
    But take a look at me now.
     
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    You keep trying to drum this into us don't ya?
     
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    He will...

    In his own good time.


    You'll just have to wait.

    Just trust in a good time.

    No matter how long it takes.
     
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    An elderly gentleman goes for a check-up. After his exam the doctor said to the to the old fella, "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
    "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have it with her the second time, I am usually cold and chilly."
    After examining the old man's elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
    The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. But the doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time.Do you know why?"
    "Oh that crazy old Git , she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in August, and the second time is in January!
     
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    Bloody hell! I thought visits to the doctor were confidential?
     
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