Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

I'd seen them & was going to look at a couple of others but I shut the page down in error & couldn't be arsed to reopen it, now I have your link ...

 

Good find that.

 

Dogger trigger? was he the bloke at 4.50mins going off into the woods with a bird?

 

****ing brilliant

 

http://www.thelocal.es/20160209/hapless-man-has-four-steel-rings-cut-off-penis

 

Caption competition!

Is Green Bag Biddy saying 'I'm here for a photo shoot for an obscure BritPop compilation album' and Red Bag Biddy replying 'I'm just here for cigarettes and alcohol'.

 

Ah the days of proper bags. A Lidl bag blowing around the pitch isn't the same at all.

 

Didn't Carmine award Man of the Match to a plaggy carrier at the KC? In a PL game.

 

Indeed he did. It moved around more than our players and looked more menacing.

Not in the same league as the ones in the photo though.

 

Got lost? Were they banging their bags on the side of the pitch thinking they were at the wrestling with Kent Walton?

 

"Afternoon Doris. It's almost 'alf time. Is this the way t' changin' rooms ?"
" Aye Mabel. Hope you dint forget your curlers. I've got me 'air dryer for the lads 'cos it's bin rainin' for most of this 'alf."
"Best we make a dash then".

 

Civil servant didn't turn up for work for six years... but nobody noticed until they went to present him a long-service award

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-noticed-went-present-long-service-award.html

Job's a good 'un...

 

Shame Abbey Road is more than 200 miles away in London but dont ruin it for them and tell them that...

 

Tell that to the thousands of tourists visiting it each year.

 

Who is the guy at the bottom front right (as we look)?