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  1. Ron Burguvdy

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    Grant McCann walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?"
    Cashier: “It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?"
    McCann: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Grant McCann, Manager of Hull City”.
    Cashier: "Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
    McCann: Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."
    Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr McCann but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
    McCann, “Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque."
    Cashier: "Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque."
    "Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque.
    So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?"
    McCann stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank...there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can't think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don't have a clue."
    Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes, Mr McCann?”

    [Borrowed from elsewhere and a change or two made to names...]
     
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  2. Mr Hatem

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    Cashing a cheque, how quaint.
     
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    Woman walks into a Santander Bank and claims to be Gloria Hunniford, it wasn't her, walks out with £120,000. True story! :emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    That's rip of britain
     
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    Keep 'em peeled.

     
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    T20 World Cup: Gerhard Erasmus on Namibia's remarkable journey to T20 World Cup
    "We have five cricket pitches in the country. We train at the same facility all year. Simple things like training with old softballs. We have to regularly go out of our way to get high-quality cricket.
    https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/59050605
     
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    I see Man utd have tried to get Steve Bruce...








    The club said "he might be old but he has to be better than Harry Maguire"...
     
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Mistook a mescaline worm for mezcal worm...
    Went out on a high
     
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    That's just reminded me of this

     
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    Blocked in this country...
     
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    Son's partner spotted this in B and Q today - I wonder who Bob is. IMG-20211028-WA0000.jpg
     
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