Any mortgage advisor on here?

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  1. Jsdftm04

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    For a couple of questions from an absolute novice? :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Yes, how can I help?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well you could die.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    @monacoger is your man for all things financial. He gives a good yield.

    Or so I've been told.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sorry Bro ignore that last post. I think I'm coming down with Tobyitis
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Unlikely to happen for a while but I do get nervous when I hear a helicopter overhead.
     
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  7. Simple Saffy

    Simple Saffy Not606 Godfather

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    Why not go and see a mortgage advisor like every **** else instead of coming on an anonymous forum and asking a load of hairy arse strangers?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Well they do have infrared these days. You cant hide from those fùckers
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    How do you know we all have hairy arses?

    You are turning out to be a right weirdo mate. You will fit right in in Kilmarnock.
     
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    Coz they will tell you lies and try to screw you over. This is exactly the right place to ask for mortgage advice.
     
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  11. Simple Saffy

    Simple Saffy Not606 Godfather

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    I couldn't feel anymore out of place. All the blokes around there get their eyebrows threaded and regular sunbeds. True story, so you could be right, it would be no surprise to learn you wax your fart hole.

    Is that a Scottish thing or is it just Killie lads that are ponces?
     
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    Simple Saffy Not606 Godfather

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    Yeah you're right. My emotionally unstable personality disorder reared its ugly head again there.

    Listen to this guy ^^^^^ @Jsdftm04 <ok> He's great.
     
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    All sorted, waived my commission too.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    We have experts on everything on GC.

    I am GC's go to guy for entertainment information and dodgy streaming sites.

    @Eddie bin Nesta al-Glesga is our conspiracy theory and all things Rangers expert

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    @Ciaran will help you with any Irish Republican proscribed terrorist organisations info you might need.

    @aberdude he's your man on land stability or the lack off

    @stopmeandslapme is the man when it comes to wandering aimlessly around fields finding old bean cans

    This place is full of experts ffs
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's a well known fact that prolonged wearing of the kilt leads to arse hairs being blown off in the gales we experience up here.

    Ffs Saffy if you are going to fit in you need to know this stuff. This is 101 Scots tbf.
     
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  16. stopmeandslapme

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    <Cough> Metal Detecting <Cough>
     
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    Sorted
     
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  18. Julian Edelman

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    Aren't you best just looking online ?
    I went into Nationwide and Skipton buildings societies and they don't even have any mortgage advisers.
    You've got to do some video ****e !
    Ended up going through Lloyd's who had real people to talk to.
     
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  19. Julian Edelman

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    Detectorists :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Pish Flaps not606's best fighter

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    Cos we don’t charge as much, you beast.
     
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