Off Topic OLOF's political thread

I think he was trying to steer into the centre ground

 

Apparently new York schools are teaching teenagers how to speak to babyboomers in a bid to combat ageism, the term older/elder adult would be used instead of senior so as to not give the impression of frailty......I can't see how being called an older **** would be preferable to senior .... perhaps the people who think of these ideas regardless of their age are plain and simply ****s, I couldn't give a toss whether someone called me older,elder, senior,fogey, dinosaur etc .... make my day punk

 

Just another lefty ploy to brainwash the pupils with woke indoctrination so that their leader, kiddy fiddler Biden, can be referred to as an older adult instead of the more accurate senile doddery corrupt ****.

 

**** off you older, elder, adult ****

 

Philip Schofield, Gary Glitter and Rolf Harris walk into a bar in Dublin. The barman goes ‘Not Yew Tree Again’

 

A crocodile farmer in Cambodia was eaten by his own inmates, after trying to get one out of the pen and it dragged him in and the rest joined in for their banquet seems they perhaps fancied instead of the trade in croc goodies they'd try a pair of his sandals instead .....seconds anyone!

 

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Gas cookers are now racist

 

Hopefully the wiring is checked by BLM members on the leccy one's just in case of perceived racism

 

Must be sure not to get the coloured wires mixed up.

 

The home office have stated that over 12,000 Albanian illegal migrants have breached their bail conditions with some on tiktok showing them cutting off their electronic tags......so good news for your local car washing franchise with more setting up so hopefully bringing the price of the 'full' valet down .... immigration/government officials will get a further discount for their unswerving help ....Enzo double wax for meester minister

 

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Every time your up at court, your putting your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

 

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Just received a parcel from Holland.

When I opened it, inside it, there was a Rubber Fanny.

That's nice I thought, "Two Lips from Amsterdam."

 

When I got home my wife had 2 of her friends round. "Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you're up for it?"

She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They all had tennis rackets in theirs!

 

I lost a very close friend and drinking partner last week.

He got his finger caught in a wedding ring.

 

Which one has the dick