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Match Day Thread Arsenal v Toon

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Feb 5, 2020.

  1. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    If any manager looks under pressure from lack of results just arrange your games around us
     
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  2. Rudekid

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    how is it dramatic mate

    its a real possibility based on the stats, performances and our position as a club.. not being shouty and screamy just.an honest call.
     
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  3. Roland Deschain

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    Mate, we're had ONE shot on target, that was deflected. Joelinton hasn't won a single header. Opposition teams pass through us like we don't exist. If they're "proper ****" and beating us with utter ease - and it could be 5-0 - how bad are we?

    There's absolutely no part of this club that should be in the Premier League. Cast-offs, has-beens and never-will-bes, managed by a journeyman specialist in failure, owned by someone who couldn't give less of a ****.
     
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  4. Charlie Dogscock

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    Uh?

    No one has a ****ing clue what will happen in the summer, so why is next season even a subject?

    We'll stay up, but I dread what thing are gonna be like in 2057....
     
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  5. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    So much for this fantastic mid season break you were on about Bruce
    seems like our defenders are still on the break
     
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  6. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    and that is ****ing 4

    **** OFF BRUCE
     
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  7. Roland Deschain

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    I predict a John Carver-esque run, with a change - if Ashley bothers his arse to make one - coming too late and us being relegated again. Look at the GD of the sides. There's always one around the middle who have a late season "charge" to get relegated. That's us, friends.
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

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    And 4.**** off .

    We literally just let these twats do what they want.
     
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  9. Rudekid

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    because i look fwd
     
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  10. Roland Deschain

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    And this is playing defensively. If, as Bruce claims, this is the "only way we can play", we're getting relegated. Some ****ing morons on Twitter this morning - and I kid you not - were claiming we had a shot at a European place.
     
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  11. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    great performance ****ers

    Just what you needed when your season ticket renewal lands on your mat the day before
     
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  12. Ben 10

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    Can we just draw a curtain round Lascelles and shoot him? It's the kindest thing to do
     
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    Defenders , bit kind that m8.
    Average footballers out of there depth
     
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  14. Rudekid

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    his subs are always good arent they lol.. if we stay up great but long term he has to go
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    You thought we'd get relegated from the champ after we lost our first 2 games.

    We were all over them in the first half and then ****ed up and didn't bother in the second. We made a crap team look good. Hardly the death of our club.
     
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  16. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    it makes you wonder what the half time talk is all about
    we did **** all in the second half

    10 shots at goal and only 2 on target tells the story
     
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  17. Rudekid

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    they gave up today then bruce made bad subs arsenal are a much better side too
     
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  18. Delusional Full Stop

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    Lucky it was played on Sunday evening otherwise that second half performance would have spoilt my weekend..now it will only spoil my week.
     
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  19. Roland Deschain

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    Everybody said before the game - what's the point in Max/Almiron picking up the ball 70 yards from goal. Yet that's how we've played, again. Other teams/coaches know exactly what's coming and we're incredibly easy to play against. We run around brainlessly chasing shadows, one, two touches and the opposition are off. The only time we're not getting ripped apart is when we put 9 players at the back. But ANY team could do that, it's not "organised", it's not "tactical", it's utterly pathetic.

    Unless something changes rapidly - a takeover, sacking Bruce, or Bruce somehow becoming a decent coach - we're going down. We're markedly worse than West Ham, Villa, So'ton, Brighton, Bournemouth, Watford and ALL of those teams are crap. We're the worst on every stat, and should be 2nd bottom. That's where we'll end up if things don't change, sharpish.
     
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  20. Rudekid

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    i think we went for 0-0 at half time.
    you cant tell when im joking and when im serious... like i say bruce isnt good enough.

    not in the mood today mate read back

    enjoy your sunday
     
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