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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sweats, Sep 19, 2017.

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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 21, 2017
  2. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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  3. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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  4. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    Klopp is ****, he is the Jordan Horrenderson of managers.

    Would you agree @astro
     
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    Peej, Sep 21, 2017
  5. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner
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    You went missing after Liverpool lost to Leicester

    The Ox wasn't a great buy for Liverpool
     
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  6. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Every club needs an Astro. ****ing haters gwan hate..
     
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    Skylarker, Sep 21, 2017
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  8. BobbyD

    BobbyD President

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    Really now, how much do you love Ginger Marks and Toledo Trumpton or United in Red?
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's different. They support the wrong teams.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Sep 21, 2017
  10. Justovertheline

    Justovertheline Well-Known Member

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    Not Hate.....Laugh at for being daft<laugh>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I suspect some of what you may perceive as "daft" is him having a bit of a laugh.
     
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  12. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Astro is a wum master. Move out peeps.
     
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  13. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Oh god don't you start now.
    We get enough of this bullshit spiel off the Spurs fans.

    "Eez 'avin a larf, and yoooz are all fawlin fo'wit. *snort*"

    Astro is actually worse than HIAG, because HIAG is a little less mental on his own board, he hams it up on the PL board for kicks.

    Astro is exactly the same on all boards.
    I cannot even relate to what Astro sees on the pitch when he watches a football match. He is either some sort of Alien or Autistic genius because little of what he says makes any sense or is relevant.

    He is watching a different sport to the rest of us, called "Astroball".

    The rules are thus:

    1) Liverpool are always right and can do no wrong
    2) Every time an opposition player touches a Liverpool player, its a yellow card
    3) If the opposition player gets a yellow card, it should have been a red card
    4) Liverpool players can assault opposition players with impunity
    5) The winner of the match is the team with the least Yellow cards
    6) Unless the team with the most yellow cards is Liverpool
    7) Liverpool always win, even if they lose

    Liverpool are 26 times back-to-back Astroball champions.
     
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    Bodinki, Sep 22, 2017
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  14. Lovearsenalcock

    Lovearsenalcock Homeboy
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    It's good to have such a personality in a group...makes for good chit chat.
     
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    Lovearsenalcock, Sep 22, 2017
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  15. astro

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  16. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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