Ask Me Anything Episode 4 - RobSpur

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    After the resounding success of the previous 3 installments which featured well known and popular GC members, it's time we get to know one of the newer members of our flock a bit better.

    Folks, that's right: paedophile sympathiser and penny-pinching shylock, @RobSpur

    Welcome, Rob. Really looking forward to today's AMA!

    Q1 - What's your favourite dessert? Do you prefer the Gobi or the Sahara?
    Q2 - When exchanging your terabytes of child porn on the dark web, have you ever encountered a person called Eric G. Ranger?
    Q3 - What's bigger: your erection or your nose?
    Q4 - Favourite hobby?
    Q5 - Do you have a strange phobia of ovens?
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Hello Mr Spur, I'd like to add a few

    1) How many Gooners did you wind up regarding their woeful season?
    2) How many Gooners did you have to avoid after they finished above Spuds?
    3) Do you consider Chelskum more of a rival than the Goons?
    4) Would you have Adam Johnson at White Hart Lane when he gets released?
    5) Do you like lycra?
     
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  3. Bulbous Purple Helmet

    Bulbous Purple Helmet Leader of POOVES

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    Would you take a cock in the arse for €100??

    PM @newbottle bank to arrange transaction.
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Hi Rob have you ever visited Israel ?
    How much was the total outlay ?
    Would you like a puff on a nice cool tasting Marlborough Light right now ?
    Do you wear Kudos aftershave or Jaz ?
    What's the youngest child you have tried to abduct ?
     
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  5. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    1. Yes
    2. -
    3. No, I am a non smoker.
    4. Lynx deodorant, or just my body odour.
    5. I have only stalked one person in my life. I was 16, she was 17. I didn't try to abduct her.
     
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    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    1) not many, partly because i am rarely in London, and also because I'm not that kind of fan.
    2) None. I can take the banter, and look at things cheerfully and philosophically.
    3) Difficult question to answer, but no. I actually tend to focus more on my team than on so called rivals anyway.
    4) I'd have no moral objection to it, but obviously he isn't a good enough player for us. Maybe in a non footballing capacity.
    5) Not really. I sometimes find tight leggins a turn on, especially if they look out of place in the overall costume ensemble. But, no, lyrca doesnt really do it for me.
     
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  7. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    1. Ive been to several deserts. Probably my favourite is in Jordan.
    2. I occassionally watch pornography on the internet, but it never involves anyone under 21. 18 anyway. No, I don't know that name.
    3. I am sadly not as erect as often as I would like. Unerect my nose for sure.
    4. I like photography actually, when I get the chance.
    5. I burned my finger on a grill once, and actually liked the smell quite a lot. probably my favourite scar.
     
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    RobJew delivers! <applause>
     
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    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You'll confuse the Celtic fans with that one.
     
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  10. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    ^^^^^^^^ Obsessed
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Who's your favourite - Oliver Twist or the Artful Dodger?
     
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    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Would you consider visiting Kidderminster's trombone museum with me?
    What would you say to the ghost of John Le Mesurier?
    Have you ever discovered a mouldy Revel down the side of your sofa? If so, which flavour was it?
    Should Noel Edmonds be flayed or spared for his role in Noel's House Party?
    Does the sight of a blacked up Neil Diamond in The Jazz Singer fill you with self-loathing?
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Roberto Spurious

    As you are a non smoker what will you be doing with your duty free fags this summer?
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Poof, on all counts.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Only slightly less poofy.
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Poof meter aff the scale. Men shouldny wear leggings.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep, he's a cock jockey. No doubt.
     
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