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Match Day Thread Aston Villa vs Southampton Saturday 21st Dec 3pm

Discussion in 'Southampton' started by Che’s Godlike Thighs, Dec 16, 2019.

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  1. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    Aston_Villa_09_grande.jpg 1200px-FC_Southampton.svg.png

    Okay, let's start with a song!

    It's close to Saturday
    And something evil's lurking at Villa Park
    Under the floodlights
    You see a sight that almost stops your heart

    You try to scream
    Ralph’s gone for 4-2-4 I just can’t take it
    You start to freeze
    As horror looks you right between the eyes
    This can’t be wise

    'Cause this is Villa, Villa night
    And no one's gonna save you from the stress about to strike
    You know it's Villa, Villa night
    You're fighting for your life against a sh*t-team, Villa, toni-iii-ight!

    D-doo-doo-doo-de-doo-doo
    D-doo-doo-doo-de-doo-doo

    thrillerRedz.jpg

    Okay, roll up, roll up, this is a very winnable away game against Aston Martin, they're crap and are probably going down. If Ralph can't get three points against this rabble, I vote we slap him across the face with a large Wiener Würstchen until he cries like a little girl.

    Possible Line-ups:

    Aston Villa:

    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Matt Targett
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat

    Saints:

    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Twat
    Danny Ings
    Twat

    As always there will be a ref that no one likes, some linesmen, and VAR, to provide the real entertainment and talking points because the players will likely do f*ck all to get excited about.

    Prediction: I'm going for 2-1 to Saints because I've been moaning lots about Ralph, and he's bound to prove me wrong.
     
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    Che’s Godlike Thighs, Dec 16, 2019
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  2. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    fatletiss, Dec 16, 2019
  3. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    I make this the biggest ever meeting between our two clubs in my lifetime. Is that an exaggeration?
     
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  4. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Bigger than the fastest hatrick in Premier League history?
     
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  5. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    When you look at what we were both playing for, yes. That was not as crucial for us.
     
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  6. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    You’ve gone a bit serious in me there HR. Did you not feel the tug on your leg?
     
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  7. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Go on then

     
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    fatletiss, Dec 16, 2019
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  8. fatletiss

    fatletiss Well-Known Member

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    Remember this Shane?

    Watch this Shane!

    Do this again Shane!

     
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  9. Che’s Godlike Thighs

    Che’s Godlike Thighs Well-Known Member

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    He's got nothing to be ashamed of.
     
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  10. Libby

    Libby 9-0

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    We'll ****ing smash them one all.
     
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  11. Dark Lord SFC

    Dark Lord SFC Well-Known Member

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    Well here we go:

    McCarthy
    Valery (Cedric)- Bedders - Stephens - Bertrand
    JWP - Romeu - PEH - Armstrong
    Long - Ings

    If we are going to play 4-4-2 lets play with four midfielders please and not with two flaky wingers who leave the two proper midfielders hopelessly outnumbered
     
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  12. ----HistoryRepeating----

    ----HistoryRepeating---- Well-Known Member

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    That Delph goal does not feel like that long ago. <grr>
    Met Reed & Targett that day, a really bad camera photo being my only good memory.
     
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  13. Libby

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    Shane likes a goal against Villa doesn't he?

    Got a couple at Villa Park the year they went down as well iirc.
     
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    Winning this is not important....it's effing important:mad:
     
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    fran-MLs little camera, Dec 16, 2019
  15. Osvaldorama

    Osvaldorama Well-Known Member

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    They are better than us in midfield and defence but we have danny ings and they have a useless lump.

    So I'll go 1-1
     
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    Osvaldorama, Dec 16, 2019
  16. fatletiss

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    This again please:

     
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  17. ----HistoryRepeating----

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    Err, Erik Black. I don't think so.
     
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  18. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    We’re going to lose. They’ll just hump it up to Wesley who will bully our **** defence.

    Plus we defend set pieces like we’ve been set in concrete.
     
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  19. Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc)

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    HUUUGE GAME. Think we needed a bare minimum of 7/9 out of 15 points from these 5 "easy" games.

    6/15 from these 5 games is relegation material.
     
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    Ronnie Hotdog (MLsfc), Dec 16, 2019
  20. tomw24

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    I would like to see a flat 4-4-2.

    McCarthy
    Cedric Bednarek Stephens Bertrand
    Djenepo Romeu JWP Boufal (Redmond if he's still unavailable)
    Ings Adams

    Adams will break his duck at Villa Park if he plays for any decent period. Calling it now.
     
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    tomw24, Dec 16, 2019
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