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Ayoze Perez

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  1. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    I dont drink but yesterday i did a little worse
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
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    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Perez is easily worth 30 million


    Like i say 15 to 20 goals this season
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
  3. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    Care for a little wager?
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 18, 2019
  4. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Yes im 40k up atm
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
  5. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Ill bet you a lick of your birds arsehole if youre skint
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    <laugh>
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Jul 18, 2019
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  7. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Whats the matter benny ? Worried ill follow up by pushing my slavour inside her and begin jarring her turd loose ?
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
  8. Ben 10

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    I'm not skint mate remember I drive a better car than you
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 18, 2019
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    She can't wait...
    KL206-Smiling-ostrich.gif
     
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    Schlem Boogerman, Jul 18, 2019
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  10. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    No you dont

    Ok then i bet you a full go of your lass and a key swap

    I want a photo though im expexted something worth coming on
     
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  11. Ben 10

    Ben 10 Well-Known Member

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    What's in it if I win? A go on your ma?
     
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    Ben 10, Jul 18, 2019
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  12. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    You can have a go of the lass im pretending i love

    I mean you can shag my mam for nowt mate anytime
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I found low carb beer out here. Cisk Excel. You can drink twice as much as normal Cisk.
     
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  14. Santaseyebrow

    Santaseyebrow Well-Known Member

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    Jj you might aswel just sniff toot youll lose weight and can drink loads
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
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  15. Dorty Dogbreath

    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    <laugh>
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath keeper of the glow

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    I remember sitting in a bar in Bugibba years ago and that Cisk beer was :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Dorty Dogbreath, Jul 18, 2019
  17. Santaseyebrow

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    Cisk sounds like a medieval disease
     
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    Santaseyebrow, Jul 18, 2019
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    <laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh><laugh>

    Brutal
     
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    YAJERK, Jul 18, 2019
  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    There’s pussy everywhere tho.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 19, 2019
  20. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    For us an incredibly inconsistent main striker who didn't score enough goals.

    For you an excellent addition to your squad that will likely score 10+ and set up a few more. He won't set your season afire but will be a lovely addition to the squad. So about what 30 Mil buys you in 2019.
     
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    Welshie, Jul 19, 2019
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