Beards

You got one?
When does the ****in itch stop?
Tell all your beard stories here.

@Tobes this has fuk all to do with pegging.

 

Grew one once didn't like it so haven't bothered since.

 

Itchy as ****. Does your lass not like the thigh tickle?

 

Dunno I make her shave hers.

 

Shaved mine off week before last. Had got too thick and ragged and wiry.

People didn't recognise me ffs, had had it for best part of six years I think. Looked ****ing weird clean shaved.

Am now at an itchy am I growing it back stage.
Could go either way, shave again or plough on.

Beard oil by the way. Good quality beard oil.

 

Nice one. She went through a baldy phase. Like a tickle myself.
On a different point, I can't eat enough chillis. Love em in everything.
Not hot, obvs.
Carolina reaper anyone?

 

Always got facial hair of some sort or another since forever…goatee, beard, goatee n stubble

currently my beard is the heaviest it’s been for a while

use beard oils…my beard don’t itch…had a few days of it a while back but nothing to cry about for a man like me.

currently I use Man Cave blackspice beard control to help it along

 

I bought into the jojoba oil ****e. Doesn't work. Still itchy as **** and more annoying than my missus with covid.

 

Nah.

I got shadow stubble and keep it that way anything longer irritates my face.

 

Never mentioned jojoba oil?

Just Google beard oil. Amazon sell it, loads of different types.

Or go to Boots, they do some decent ones.

 

You like a hairy pussy?

That must be some norvern munky thing

 

You're 13?

 

Nah still 26.

Just dont like hair all around my gob is all.

 

Fuk, I'm liking my own posts

 

You cant like your own posts bro.

Drink some water

 

That you?

That beard is still a baby

needs another 6/8 weeks before we talkin

 

Didnt even see that before.

Thats what i meant by shadow stubble.

Ive seen gnomes with bigger beards.

 

Fuk off dickhead.

 

@TOBES IS A WELCHER
Post what you got ****.