Best Analogy Of The Year

I reckon Trev's Monopoly one.

Close the thread.

 

This has to be the gayest thread ever.

 

You thick ****ing twat, monacoger

You ****ish, imbecilic oaf of a so-called 'man'

What a ****ing horrendous thread this is

An absolute holocaust all round

I'm going to post some boobies in the hope of restoring the lost faith of anyone else foolish enough to enter

 

^^^^ poof

 

Wid.

 

This thread is the equivalent of one of my runny ****es after a 3 day stella and ketamine rampages

^^^ more accurate analogy

 

Could you please read the competition rules. It is all about best analogy not accurate analogy ffs

 

^^^;^This is a **** analogy

 

This thread needs some Lana Wolf.

 

Like Iain cupping his own farts on a bicycle

 

With Lana Wolf?

 

Analogy or metaphor?


Scottish football; two tramps fighting over a half eaten pizza.

 

Anyone else read this as Best Anal of The Year and rush to click it?

Sadly let down, again.

 

Hope this helps ... probably one of these ..

 

Animal Fact of the Day Nr 278:

Octopuses have three hearts.

 

Cows have 4 stomachs

 

Dogs have four legs. So ****ing what?

 

blast from the past

thought you were deed mate.

 

Only nearly dead mate, how's tricks?

 

Same as ever. Just trundling through life. Hating poofs with my life partner @EasterRoad1980