Best NUFC players of the last 14 years

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  1. Ben 10

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    Following on from CWs troll thread, best players of the last 14 years. Top 5.

    1. Hatem
    2. Merino
    3. Ba
    4. Dubravka
    5. Wilson

    Probably missed some obvious 1s
     
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    Hatem was fat and lazy.
     
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    You're fat and stupid
     
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    I'll play:
    • Cabaye
    • Santon
    • Ba
    • Wijnaldum
    • GutiĆ©rrez
     
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    I've just vomitted blood
     
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    that can't be good for you
     
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    Did I pick the wrong winger?

    Hatem was supremely talented but Gutierrez would turn up to every game. Plus he had a spiderman mask. Extra points for that!
     
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    It's Cabaye and Santon that are making me ill. Wijnaldum was decent when he bothered, Guti was a work horse so I can see why you included them. Cabaye is the most overrated player we've ever had and Santon was just ... Ok
     
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    In no particular order:
    • Demba Ba- For free
    • Colo- solid mostly but his hair
    • Jonas- he just got the club and that goal v WH
    • Perez- I await a beating. But for the money he was value and sold for 30m
    • Enrique- Another controversial one but name me a better LB
     
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    1. Jonas
    2. Jonas (even though Jose gets all the credit)
    3. Although a knob in the end Cabaye
    4. Nolan
    5. Ba

    Beat French players

    1. Cabaye
    2. Remy
    3. Sissoko
    4. Haidara
    5. Gouffran
     
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    ****! I missed the best French man out. Sod it. Top 6 it is then.










    Debuchy
     
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    Oops. Forgot Marveaux. Top 7 then
     
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    Waaaaaiiiiit!

    Where is Cabella?

    Top 8
     
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    Can't believe my bad luck. I forgot Thauvin. Sheesh. Top 9 it is
     
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    Grrrrr..... This has to be the last one and I suppose rounds it off to a nice top 10.

    10. Yanga-Mbiwa
     
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    I really really hope I haven't missed a French man out. Especially as I've increasd my top 5 to top 10
     
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    Romain Amalfitano?
     
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    I've met him...
     
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    Narrowly misses out along with Riviere


    Or maybe they are in the top 12.

    Sheesh imagine coming 13th in that list. Probably a right fat chunk
     
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