Betz for Bantz 18/19

Don't be racist mate. Lots of black people win things too.

 

What about Avatars and usernames?

No fun in the money bets here mate.

 

Happy to double up and accept an avatar change should I lose as well.

 

Just waiting for @Hoddle Is A God and @Skylarker to show us whether they've got the Cajones now then.

 

Skylarker won't accept that bet, he knows he's talking **** deep down when he waffles off about Van Donkey and Alisson.

 

I'm not taking it, you ****ers would be relegation fodder without De Gea.

 

You can propose your own take on the bet and find a middle road?

 

Our back up goalkeeper is better than Alisson mate, I'd offer the same bet if Romero was likely to play 38 games. He's not so it's obviously stacked heavily in my favour if he's on the bench for 37 games.

 

Is it true Allison was available for around 3 mill a few seasons back?

 

I think that is true mate. And I believe Liverpool were looking at him then too.

 

He was also available for £60 per hour a few seasons back too, he specialised in Anal, Rimming and Girlfriend Experience.

 

Not a bad rate if the GF experience is available tbh

 

United were looking at him then too.

Looking and pointing and laughing.

 

Cuddles and a **** for £30 special.

 

Alisson is off to Garlands tonight to grind to some Scouse house and find himself a twink.

 

@BobbyD

 

Nope.

I want to see how Wolves start before committing to anything.

 

He’s jumping the gun, Bruv.

There’s far too much wum value in stringing this out to tie myself into a bet that I will later Welch on.