I said straight shootout in the PL then you started to ummm and arrr and I thought forget it...I’m not entertaining a competition full of gas fitters and plumbers whilst Kane is up against the powerhouses of Europe Ya get me?
So we are on @Slurpcock United v Spurs whoever finishes higher gets to pick the other one’s username for 2 months. Word bro, may the best man win.
How's about Vardy to outscore Danny Ings and Shane Long combined? ... Will even extend to cup games where we will likely rest Vards... A month's avatar at the end of the season to follow any prior bet forfeits?
No, you're alright. I don't really think we're after him. Although I guess it depends how desperate you are for Zaha. FWIW, Arsenal's opening bid of £40 million is about right, he's no better than that.