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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Many Happy Returns to our mate, buddy, ole pal…… Wooperts!!

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    Didley Squat, Apr 19, 2022
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    Well, thank you very muchly indeed, Didley <cheers>
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 19, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It’s not my birthday today.
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 19, 2022
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    What do you mean ? I've just posted a card to you.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 19, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    It’s all good, mate.
    Today is your day, l can wait for another day of couple of months!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 19, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    No birthdays for anyone but Woops, today, ok!

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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    many happy returns Whoops old pal and may you have many more to come.

    hey Diddle Diddle
    we know who takes the piddle
    asking like you oughta
    spending like its water
    where pensions are concerned
    you drive us round the bend
    So all your church collections
    should be spent on our erections
    we would die happy men
    having a bang now and then
    im off to have a spank
    on the Bishop cos hes <whistle>
     
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    I've eaten my :emoticon-0166-cake:, and opened all my <gift>, and drank all my :emoticon-0167-beer:, so what's next ? :rolleyes:
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 20, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Your a Poet and didn’t know it!



    You will find what’s next for you on the ….
    Nothing Thread!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 20, 2022
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    Well that's charming - how much did it cost ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 20, 2022
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    You guessed it!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 21, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Repeat after me……
    It’s not my birthday today!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 21, 2022
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Guess what?

    It’s not my birthday today!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 21, 2022
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    It's not my Birthday for another 363 days.......
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 21, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Mines in December
     
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    kiwiqpr, Apr 24, 2022
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    so being as your a nice lad and not greedy your xmas pressie will suffice i assume<hug>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Apr 24, 2022
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Nah
    I want both
    :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    kiwiqpr, Apr 24, 2022
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    Mine is today
     
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    San Diego, Apr 24, 2022
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    :emoticon-0166-cake:happy birthday to you:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music<diva>a special one for whoops and Sans


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    Plagiarism is rife!

    Happy Birthday young man!
     
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    Didley Squat, Apr 24, 2022
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