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i suspect the blob fish will invade the wobblers boards, here is a general knowledge question, in what parts of this world are blobs found, and do not say the mawddach estuary!

 

i think i have solved part of the argyles problems.they have a national marine aquarium down there, why not move blob and billy the fish there so at least argyle have 2 regulars plus an unkown quantity of gib apes who may get visas to join the squad and one seve legoverz could be deputy to peter reid but has no english. there is an old de commissioned frigate they could stay on, hms cornwall, a few deck chairs, a couple of post and nets, bobs your uncle. i should say if the balloon went up in the falklands our lads would find themselves on a long journey alongside, the scillonian, ps waverley, royal iris and royal daffodil. i know hms ark royal is being prepared to arrange a ship to shore pedalo fleet for invasion, protected by our bomber fleet of a solitary vulcan grounded and a couple of concords if richard branson can fit them out in time. well there you have it. it is just as well the falklands sheep are armed to the teeth and that our RN supply ship is available though frozen in ice in british antartica. floreat green army and floread the falklands

 

Having undertaken exhaustive research, I can now reveal that the Blob Fish can often be found off the coast of Western Australia by High Wycombe (I kid you not)

 

ha ha

 

blob the fish is wanted. it is understood chelsea barcelona and luton town are after his services. rumour has it that the winning bid may be announced tomorrow

 

Wouldn't he/she/it be more at home with the Gills. I hear they have an opening in mid field but not sure if he/she/it could fillet.

 

How is his fin ishing now?

 

he could roe there

 

blob knows his plaice and is growing a copy of rooneys new mullet hairstyle, eel always blush when you mention his codfather. blob loves skateboarding especially under a mackerell sky.

 

He will have a whale of a time especially playing the shrimpers

 

The Gills have already signed him. A defender from Dover and he is not their sole capture from them. If that has already been commented on, I'll get my coat.

 

I hope he doesn't harbour any grudges about signing!!

 

blob is on a special diet for the gills. he tipped the "scales" at 41 stones and hopes to lose 4 stone before becoming a starfish for the gills. rumours have it that a load of jellyfish are headed for the wobblers by 6.8.11. jotp jotp, ww ww jotp

 

eh up blob fish is already out on loan, he is captain of the new saints tonight, i hope town batter them tonight, lest i be stung like a tench. i understand blob is a bottom feeder so hang onto your hats lads. floreat salopia and do not forget the salt and vinegar and an old news of the world. personally i prefer the financial times, it looks more up market

 

Yes he's their sole loan signing. He did ask to sign for Wycombe; Waddock said he would mullet over.

 

cod almighty its a bit fishy on here tonight

 

Are you angling to change the subject then Rocky?

 

Don't be such a stickleback Rocky I don't want to see you flounder especially as you only chance of winning any games has broken his fin.

 

sturgeons to you as well

 

Last night Shrewsbury youth team were done for a kipper by those rogues from Llansaintffraid fish & chips.