Off Topic Bloody bee

If it was new to the area it was probably a Rookie

 

It could of carrion past.

 

Well it wouldn't be too Chough-ed about that.... Am gonna stop now I

 

Shut the jackdaw on yer way out then

 

The bells not working so you’ll have to buzz ard.

 

Wasp nest beetles look like what you describe, maybe not on that website. I found out about them as we had a wasps nest in our roof between the tiles and the internal liner. Our loft was "converted" when the house was built so have easy ac ess to it. Most of the wasps exited viathespace in the roof tiles but some took a "wrong rurn" and ended up in the house, about 5-10 a day. One day on inspection

fowl play the Buzzard isn't a corbid

 

Just Googled waspnest beetles. My mystery visitor wasn’t one of them. Thanks for trying.