Police are appealing for information after a body was found in the River Thames early this morning. They have released the following description- Facially disfigured,no hair,rotting teeth,half a brain,a neanderthal appearance & a very small penis. MillwallSteve.......are you still alive?
He'll be depressed, have you seen the weather lately? He’s not had chance to worship the big ball of fire in the sky!