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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

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    Looks way more like Boris on his way to an old Etonian 'who can take the hottest crumpet from behind whilst lining the pockets of their mates', convention <laugh>
     
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    I think we all know who it looks/sounds like.
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

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    Apparently he's gone in with exemptions from certain 'bushtucker trials'; ones involving heights, water, honesty, integrity, morality and any physical risk to other rats ...
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Blacks make up 5% of the UK population but 70% of acting roles on TV adverts.


    Multiracial black man white woman couples are less than 1% in the UK but 60% of TV adverts.

    Diversity Equity Inclusion is a racist conspiracy theory <laugh>

    Toby isn't Christian, doesn't watch television or have a black boyfriend/girlfriend he just likes getting angry over Twitter straw men <cracker>
     
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    In reality the only white women that get knocked up by black men are the fat ones & gingers & that usually results in single parents & absent baby daddies .
     
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    Hi there @SusanSarandon
    , this is my mom, my dad and me on the rail trail in Morgantown, West by God Virginia. Let me tell you what it means to be Muslim in America. First, your backstory: At an anti-Israel protest in NYC, you just said, "There are a lot of people that are afraid, that are afraid of being Jewish at this time, and are getting a taste of what it feels like to be a Muslim in this country.” Let me give you “a taste” of what it “feels like” to be a Muslim in America:

    My dad didn’t have to become a second-class indentured servant to one of the many tyrants of Muslim countries that use immigrants from India, like my family, as essential slaves. In 1975, after getting his PhD at Rutgers, he was about to go to Libya — a Muslim country — led by a Muslim, Moammar Qhadafi, to work like a servant with a PhD for a wealthy dictator…but then the phone rang one day and I picked it up…

    It was West Virginia University calling, and my dad got a job as an assistant professor of nutrition. He got rejected first for tenure but being Muslim in America meant he got a right like everybody got — his right to appeal and guess what? He won and he became a full professor. That’s what it means to be Muslim in America. You get your full rights, like @DrZuhdiJasser has wished for his family in the Muslim nation of Syria, where a Muslim dictator destroys the lives of Muslims.

    My mom? Being Muslim in America meant she got to live FREE with the wind in her hair, like @AlinejadMasih fights for women in the Muslim nation of Iran to be able to enjoy. And what did living free mean for my mom as a Muslim in America? It meant in 1981 she got to start a business on High Street in downtown Morgantown, called Ain’s International. That is something that @miss9afi wished women could have had the right to do in the Muslim nation of Saudi Arabia.

    But guess what? That entrepreneurship and financial independence is denied Muslim women in so many Muslim countries. That summer my mom started her business, I got on a plane at Pittsburgh airport for Tahlequah, Oklahama, and I went away from home at 16 for a National Science Foundation camp — without a male chaperone, a right denied Muslim women and girls in Saudi for so long. In another “taste” of being Muslim in America?

    My family got a pathway to citizenship. You think the Muslim dictatorship of Qatar allows a pathway to citizenship for Muslim slaves, servants or Palestinian Muslims? Hell no. The Muslim Al-Thani family just buys citizenship for Muslim soccer stars from countries in Africa to steal World Cup wins. But otherwise it treats non-Qatari Muslims like slaves. America?

    My family waited, took the test, studied the constitution and we are citizens — hallelujah! I’m going to fast forward because this is just a “taste” of what it means to be Muslim in America. In 2002, I fled Pakistan with a souvenir that could have gotten me imprisoned or killed: a baby growing inside of me, a wedding ring not upon my hand. Sharia law makes sex out of marriage a crime in Muslim countries like Pakistan. My body? The mullah’s tyranny. And even dare to be atheist like @YasMohammedxx ?

    It’s also a crime punishable by death — in Muslim countries but not in America! Where do you think I came to give birth to my baby in safety and security, without shame? West by God Virginia in the United States of America — where we enjoy equal rights as Muslim AmeriCANs, not AmeriCANTs.

    This is a “taste” of life for a Muslim family in America. Please don’t minimize the experience of Jewish Americans by sanitizing the hell that it is for Muslims living in Muslim countries and vilifying America for the life — and freedoms — she offers Muslims like my family. Go, live like a Muslim woman in a Muslim country. You will come back to America and kiss the land beneath your feet.

     
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    And they all lived happily ever after, the end.
     
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    Blacks take up 95% of the space in your head
     
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    & 100% of your mouth
     
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    And people wondered who is funding the channel dinghy pilots. <doh>

    The extreme lefties squealing about open borders and other nonsense that generates protests are just useful idiots to Putin, yet the got giddy at the now well discredited claims about Trump being funded by Russia, and try to ignore Biden's link to them.

     
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    The Russians don't force the EUROPEAN UNION to take in 3rd Worlders & they certainly don't force the Tory party.
     
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    The illegal boat crossings are another diversion from the real issue of certain communities marrying their cousin or uncle from back home & other chain migration.
     
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    Are you on about Norfolk folk?
     
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    Same gear as Zelensky
     
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    Stewart went all in on his Jerry Springer Musical which was hilarious then got sued & bankrupted himself.
    So he started writing for the Guardian & had his gonads removed .

    Shame
     
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