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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

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    Prince William calls for end to Israel-Hamas war 'as soon as possible', saying: 'Too many have been killed'

    I thought that one of the reasons that British people preferred to have the Monarch as the Head of State, rather than some useless political cretin, was that the Royal Family were apolitical. Despite the fortunes spent on his education, he manages to fail to understand that lots of people get killed in wars. If he is now an expert on geopolitics, I wonder why he has not called for an end to killing in Yemen (10 years and counting) or Myanmar (currently nearly 3 years)?

    So can we assume, therefore, that William Windsor will be having a referendum on abolition of the Monarchy upon his accession to the throne as he feels free to comment on terrorists Hamas using Palestinians as human shields and the Israelis killing some of them?
     
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    Julian Assange supporters gather outside court as extradition hearing starts

    Obviously the Sage of Stockport was too busy on Twatter venting his spleen about Hamas terrorists to show up for this complete waste of taxpayers’ money.

    Why is a British court being asked to decide whether an Australian should be sent to the United States of America to face trial? It is difficult to see how, should his appeal be unsuccessful, he would be allowed to appeal to the European Court of Human Rights – he is Australian and the criminal charge is being brought by a non-European country that most consider to have a credible judicial system. Perhaps he should be sent to Ecuador for 175 years since he spent so long living in their embassy.
     
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    What a rube
     
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  4. DMD

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    How will Starmer address this issue?

     
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    He doesn't have to.

    Sunak is the PM, didn't you know?
     
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    The apolitical amongst us seem very concerned about Starmer. Thankfully no one gives a **** about their gammoney opinions <cheers>
     
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    I'll be transparent, you'll have to be boring or predictable
     
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    Do you own a hot water bottle?
    How much cash do you have on your person?
    Do you play any instruments? If so, which?
    Should Plymouth be allowed to remain?
    Would you clean out my fish tank and filters for £78.50?
     
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    It's no surprise they daren't say what they think Starmer might do, with his record of flip flopping, I doubt he knows either. :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    "Not that <diva>" Is no longer an option.
     
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    Yes
    I've got 20 quid
    Clarinet
    Dog **** town can go to hell
    Have you got any untipped or menthol poss?
     
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    Another phishing scam

    No
    Don’t carry cash
    Yes - rusty trombone
    only if it was relocated to Coco Islands
    Yes
     
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  13. DMD

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    Maybe he should have just tugged his forelock.

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    :emoticon-0160-movie #clickbait :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    No man. It’s the 21st century, people have electric blankets
    £56.20
    The bongos
    Plymouth can please itself imo
    I wouldn’t want the responsibility
     
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    I love the fact you've counted out your dough for the purpose of the question. Your commitment to my cause is gladdening.
     
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    I just guessed, soz:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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  18. Ponders Revisited

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    Hmm.

    I forgive you.
     
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    Herman's Hermits?
     
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    No
    £0
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    Remain where?
    Make it a round £80 and it's a deal! (Paid in cash to sort out my answers to #2)
     
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