I employed an accountant once, who was ****ing useless. He had an actual office too, he wasn't working out of a basement chained to a fridge.
Accountants and solicitors are leeches. They are only of any use to criminal tax avoiding celebrities and other well off parasites.
That cafe is at the foot of a hill ... (fit of the walk) It was a french cafe and before that a french bistro where I proposed to, the now, Mrs Pud (then Miss G).