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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah wid.

    You don't get wrinkles around yer mouth like that without blowing plenty cock.
     
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  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So, politics, eh, doll?

    You don't like men, I don't like men. We have a lot in common. <rose><bubbly><cracker><peacedove>
     
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  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Aye ye both have no chance of ****ing you.
     
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  4. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Bullshit, our man Gambol would be well in there as soon as he planted in her head the idea of fisting her tight Teutonic cunny with his Beadle stump
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Put the glue bag down ya crackpot
     
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  6. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    piss off ya pritt stick
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Naw.
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Imagine Ursula sucking your fart pipe as you gorge on Nigella Lawson's dumplings <diva>
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    In revenge, for doing the same to Tubby Johnson?
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Do keep up dearie.

    The beautiful Ursula is being made a scapegoat for the capitulation of the EU.

    Get back to your knitting.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Knickerless Studgun has always got the painters in.

    Have you seen the cow's boat race for ****s sake!!
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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    Jamie campaigned for Brexit, Jamie doesn't like Brexit. Don't be like Jamie.
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    I could knit you some viagra?
     
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  14. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Ok. Then I could shove the knitting needles up your twat while I burst your Bourneville Boulevard.
     
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  15. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Have you seen, they've bought back Bourneville Old Jamaica, I'd forgotten how good it was?
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Not the classic old design, that's probably racist to Pirates now, but it still tastes good.
     
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  18. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Daughter got me one for Christmas, she knows me so well :grin:

    On sale at Morrison's for a limited time apparently <ok>
     
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  19. Ciaran

    Ciaran 2016 POTY

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  20. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    It's fine mate, they can host who ever fits their view.
    Freedom of speech has now been eradicated from our lives by those we chose to handle it.
     
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