British Politics

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Apr 20, 2020.

  1. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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  2. monacoger

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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  4. petersaxton

    petersaxton Under New Ownership

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    I didnt say everybody
     
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  5. petersaxton

    petersaxton Under New Ownership

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    It's funny when a moron tries to act clever yet only makes a fool of himself
     
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Ha, I'm going to pretend I could see what you did there with your double negatives...then I'll look brainy too...:emoticon-0176-smoke
     
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  7. monacoger

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    ^^^^ Exhibit A
     
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  8. monacoger

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    Do what you want, I don't care about nothing.
     
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  9. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Were you looking in the mirror whist typing this. Pretty much sums you up.
     
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  10. petersaxton

    petersaxton Under New Ownership

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    I see somebody in the tags says "Mon stabs white people". Cue: Mon saying he doesn't stab ALL white people.
     
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  11. monacoger

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    Haha are you really getting your backup from tags on GC? Not only is this a low for the whole site, but a new low for the human race in general.
     
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  12. EasterRoad1980

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    ^^^^^^ Poof.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Only because of you, treacle
     
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  14. Farked19

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    My car cleaner used to say ; " Their business is in trouble, they've called in the liquidiser." And when someone was in hospital " They have put him n extensive care."
     
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  15. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    @Mick O'Toon take note, the above are malapropisms.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Uh oh. The shilent 'h' minefield. <yikes>

    In the English language a word beginning 'h' may or may not be proceeded by the determine 'an'. A word beginning 'H' must be preceded by the now determinate 'an'.

    "a hypocrite" is correct
    "an hypocrite" is also correct but never actually spoken or written as such

    "a Hotel" is incorrect but is often spoken as such
    "an Hotel" is correct but never spoken as such

    Then, the rules change when you introduce consonant sounds and the determine and determinate differ again.

    "a apple", "an apple"
    " a hour", "an hour"

    Basically, indefinite articles are ****ed in the English language.

    Where is Ponders when you need him? He would sort this **** out.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Except you're completely wrong and have taught nobody. You dumbass.
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    I asked @Ponders Revisited about 6 months ago. Trust me, Gumbo, I am correct and peter is wrong.
     
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  19. monacoger

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    No I'm not wrong. Also I taught English in South Korea (where I watched the soccer ball world cup) and Taiwan (where I ate jellyfish and seahorse). To say I have taught nobody is incorrect.
     
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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Why should an t(h)rust you?
     
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