please log in to view this image "Jeez, why did I take this job ?! Why didn't I stay at McDonalds, asking 'do you want fries with that' ?"
please log in to view this image "Which one of you Pommy ba*tards just sandpapered my bollocks whilst I was sleeping ?!"
'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a few insults and hurtful words from the pommie bastards in the crowd will knock me out'
please log in to view this image "Umpire, Umpire, why are you laughing, he just kneed me in the bails"