please log in to view this image "Cor blimey, he has crushed my bullocks, sorry my bollocks, into the ground !!"
"Lawd almighty Cletus!! When we said you should try bull-back riding this aint what we meant, dangitt!"
please log in to view this image "Stop pi55ing in the water Arnold, you know this is the only drinking water for miles around !!"
With so many entries and brilliant replies, l’m at a loss as to which one to select as the winner? l must pick a winner though, so Woops, it all yours! You beat the competition by a country mile!!!!
Gee, thanks Didley. Shocked that I won when up against such serious competition !........... Here we go then........ please log in to view this image "When my missus sent me shopping, she said to use my loaf, when deciding on things to put in the trolley!".........