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  1. charon-the-ferryman

    charon-the-ferryman Well-Known Member

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    this is one of the Manc skanks jailed yesterday for being drunk on a Thomas Cook flight - obviously the type of girl you'd love to introduce to your mother or your bosses at a works do - I think she lost her phone
     
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    charon-the-ferryman, Apr 25, 2019
  2. Barchullona

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    It said they were from the Wirral. But both her and her mother were said to be of no fixed abode. Maybe they are members of that lovely group of individuals, travellers?
     
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    Barchullona, Apr 25, 2019
  3. Chazz Rheinhold

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    I can pull a better thread out of my **** than this one?
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Apr 25, 2019
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    Good try, if only she had her hand down the back of her jeans.
     
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    balkan tiger, Apr 25, 2019
  5. TwoWrights

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    ''Just itching my Ehab "
     
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    TwoWrights, Apr 25, 2019
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    apparently she flashed her Nokias
     
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    Bunny, Apr 25, 2019
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    <laugh> <applause>
     
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    Kempton, Apr 25, 2019
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    Where the hell is that other can of cider?
     
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  9. City Man

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    Surely just 'lovely group' would have sufficed?

    Group of individuals sounds slightly oxymoronic.

    Asking for a friend.
     
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    City Man, Apr 25, 2019
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    It is quite alright to use that term. I can't be bothered explaining to you, sorry your friend, why as they probably wouldn't grasp it.
     
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    Barchullona, Apr 25, 2019

  11. City Man

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    Some people still haven't grasped what colour shirts we used to play in back in the early 20s !
     
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    City Man, Apr 25, 2019
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    Barchullona Well-Known Member

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    Including websites.

    Some don't even know who FC got stuffed by on Monday.
     
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    Barchullona, Apr 25, 2019
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    City Man, Apr 25, 2019
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    This itch.....maybe I’m a goner ere.
     
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    :emoticon-0137-clapp
     
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    Itchy fanny, we don't talk any more...


    Cliff was popular in Japan..
     
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    Fez, Apr 25, 2019
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    I wish I could catch that Thrush the doc said I had down there.
     
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    Where the hell did I put my membership card..?
     
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    Thai bride tucks 'it' back in before big ceremony with Ehab ...
     
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