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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I'm off to Blackpool next weekend. The mad womin booked it last week without consulting the boss. Trouble is, I said I'd work Friday/Monday. Now I have to go in on Friday and try and get a flyer. Got Monday covered though.

    Best of it is, I fùcking hate Blackpool!
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Call in sick
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 21, 2019
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    No danger stranger. It's a mega bucks shift as it's a holiday up here. Sick that I had to give up the monday tbh.

    Unless you mean throw a sicky for Blackpool. Good shout that.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Tell your Mrs that you had an accident at work and pretend your paralysed .
    Spend the weekend in a wheelchair getting sympathy and have her bring you beer and sandwiches .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 21, 2019
  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Ah ha ha you think me getting all paralysed would stop her going to Blackpool when she's paid the hotel and everything?

    Nae chance.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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    <laugh>

    For someone that appears to harbour a pathological disdain for England and all things England that's your second holiday you will have taken there this year .
    Didn't you go to the Manchester coastline or something a few months back ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 21, 2019
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The daft cow has even bought tickets for some show on Friday night. Half 7 kick off ffs!

    So I have to go into work Friday. Try and get loused for lunchtime. Drive home, get shifted and drive 3.5 hours to Blackpool in time for her to get her slap on and get ready for whatever **** show she has roped me into.

    I should just choke the life out of her and be done with it. Less hassle.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I dont hate England ya daft Nigel. Some of my best friends are English.

    You for example.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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    I hope you get your nuts wet buddy <cheers>
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 21, 2019
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    That old chestnut.

    Some of my best friends are coloured people .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 21, 2019

  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Only if I go paddling in the sea Si.

    :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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  12. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It's a fair cop mate.

    <laugh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Blackpool? Ffs Aldo. Could you get any mare scummy?

    No surrender to the SFA 1690
     
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    Toley Fart, Sep 21, 2019
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    It's sunny today in the South East of Angloshire
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 21, 2019
  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I know right!

    **** all to do with me though. I'd rather go to Govanhill than Blackpool mate.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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    Back to Italy next weekend

    Was almost going to St Annes

    Next time Aldo
     
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    Mind The Duck, Sep 21, 2019
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    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Up at Crieff for a wee donner and there seems to be a geriatric biker convention on.

    These cùnts would make Trev look like he's in his 30s
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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    Kebab for lunch sober ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Sep 21, 2019
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Toley Fart, Sep 21, 2019
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  20. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Not that kind of donner Simon. Went to Crieff Hydro for lunch. Lovely it was too

    It's where all us schemie scum go.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Sep 21, 2019
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