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Census 2021

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Sucky, Mar 3, 2021.

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Do the census?

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  2. Yah

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  1. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Never done one before.

    Cheers
     
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    I really like Red Bull, I can see it becoming a problem again.
     
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  3. Sucky

    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Only a problem is when it wears off and you fall out the sky
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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  5. Sucky

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    Wheres Graham Taximan?
     
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    This is going well.
     
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    I’m surprised we’ve not been told the census is about DNA collection, data harvesting and monitoring of your daily movements via a microscopic chip hidden the form that finds its way into your finger when you fill it in.
     
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    Don't think our radical free thinker is allowed out at weekends, you will have to wait until Monday for his predictable response.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Sucky

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    So apparently you are at risk of a 1k fine for not doing it.

    See thats the kinda **** that just makes me not wanna do it<laugh>

    Although there's a decent reason for the census tbf. Unlike say registering to vote or paying ya TV licence cos you don't want to go to court <whistle>
     
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    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I mean, if this thread was a horse it would have been shot, minced, bagged up and put on the shelves at Farmfoods by now.
     
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  13. Sucky

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    Yeh no ones bothered tbh.

    I deffo should feel some kind of shame or at least embarrassment but I just don't.

    Decided not to do it and see if they take me court instead. Dickheads
     
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    ^ duly noted
     
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  15. Sucky

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    Its a post littered with good advice tbh
     
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    How will they know if you have or haven’t done the form - surely there’s some form of tracking device attached to determine your movements and when you complete the survey
     
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    I might just become a census martyr, ****it. I'm sure there was no talk of £1000 fines last time I did one. And it has to be done online? They do know not everyone has access to the internet, right? So howabout bollocks.

    Ask me nicely and I'll do it. Compel, threaten and cajole me and you can **** off. Feel the same way about lockdown tbh. Ask me to do the right thing; but stop telling me what to ****ing do. ****s.

    Okay, rant over.
     
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  18. Sucky

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    Its online bro they must track you that way?

    Either that or they use tge TV licence radar vans
     
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    Yes Archers Gooowon brother!

    ****in ****s
     
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    Completely agree. What’s the point in injecting us all with micro chips to track our movement, if we still have to fill out ****in forms about if we identify as a Wham bar?
     
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