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Chant of the season

Discussion in 'The Championship' started by AKCJ, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member
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    What has been your club's greatest chant in this season?


    We've had a few good ones with;

    'This isn't rugby, take off your hat' (to Petr Cech)

    'You selfish bastards, you've stolen our seats' (to Norwich fans after we were allocated a ridiculously low amount in the cup)

    'Whats it like to be a ****'? (to Marlon King and Joe Mattock)

    '**** on your bellend, you've got **** on your bellend' (to the Brighton fans)


    I'm sure every club has sung a chant that has made people laugh, share 'em in here.
     
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  2. The-Don

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    funny one for us was when Rachubka actually saved a shot and we all cheered!

    Thats about it this seasons been ****
     
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  3. Saintletico

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    Wotsit! Wotsit! (to peterboroughs keeper wearing outrageously orange kit)
     
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  4. RickieLambertsGoldenBoot

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    'Does your boyfriend know you're here' to Brighton fans.

    To Pompey when visiting St Mary's:
    AGAIN
    YOU'LL NEVER PLAY HERE AGAIN
    YOU'LL NEVER PLAY HERE AGAIN

    Sha la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la
    Sha la la la la la la la
    Who the f*** is laughing now!

    (The above song was sang to us when we lost 4-1 at Fratton Park the year we went down from the Prem, except they sang 'Sha la la la la la la la, gonna send the scummers down'...)
     
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  5. AKCJ

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    Yep, nice and original...

    Was funny the first time we heard it <ok>
     
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    Side-show BOB is F*****g s**t when Chelsea brought on David Luiz
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    That's the winner for me.
     
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  8. Rightsideoverhere

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    Just like a library at Leeds was funny!
     
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  9. The-Don

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    not as funny as leicester asking for 3000 tickets and selling under a thousand haha
     
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  10. Rightsideoverhere

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    And the thousand outsang you until you scored!!!!
     
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  11. Jerel Ifil

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    Until we scored, by which time we were level. Unlike when we were level at the Kung Pow and the only things emanating from your lot were plastic bottles and drum beats from Jabba.
     
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  12. AKCJ

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    £36 quid for a nothing game.

    When we asked we still had a sniff of the playoffs.

    If we had been in with a shout we'd have had 3000 plus no end in the home end.
     
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  13. AKCJ

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    I don't know if you meant this (you'll probably say you did) but his name is Jobber. Nice pun, never thought of him as Jabba <laugh>
    <ok>
     
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  14. The-Don

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    You actually took less than 600 somewhere this season (while you had a chance of the play offs) embarrassing support
     
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  15. AKCJ

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    You get average attendances at home similar to ours in a city with a 1m population.

    That's embarrassing.
     
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  16. Jerel Ifil

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    I totally meant it. :bandit:

    Was he the guy that was on some documentary and travelled in a van to Yeovil with his mates, and everyone took the piss out of him?!
     
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  17. AKCJ

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    No idea.
     
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    So great Gallows-humour from the Pompey fans at Doncaster

    [video=youtube;IBGzgFtBKC0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBGzgFtBKC0[/video]
     
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  19. Cunning

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    First game of the season, Reading away..

    Shane Long..
    He wont be here for long,
    He wont be here for long,
    Shane Longgg!!

    Simple yet funny.

    Ipswich away one bloke got terrorised,
    Check on youtube there's loads..
    When he got ejected..

    We want our baldy back...
    If you see the one where he reacts and gets thrown out its hilarious <laugh>
     
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    Park, park wherever you may be
    You eat dogs in your home country
    But it could be worse, you could be scouse,
    Eating rats in your council house.
     
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