Chaos’s Mike Ashley appreciation thread

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  1. Steve Bruce

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    Look if you go far enough up stream you'll realise I was the catalyst for your clubs ultimate Denise. I'm hard, but I am fair, so I'm now finishing off North East football completely.

    There's no requirement for the proper clubs to travel upto that area of Scotland and my work is almost done.

    The rest of the world has been thanking me throughout.
     
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  2. Steve Bruce

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    It was actually one of Mike's pubes, but yes I managed to burrow it out.
     
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    Rio Ferdinand suggests Newcastle fans should 'round money up' and buy club off Mike Ashley:
    “Whether the Geordies don’t like it, a lot of them hate him and don’t like him but, round your money up and take over the club then.”
    Simple. <ok>
     
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  4. Welshie

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    All the Utd fans around the globe, including Rio should round their money up and buy their club off the glazers
     
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  5. captain wrong

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    Rio Ferdinand is on Ashley's payroll.. He's a brown nose and a ****house that got caught taking performance enhancing drugs.

    I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire
     
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  6. captain wrong

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    Oh but that different
     
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  7. Tel

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    I’d happily pay towards this if we had a willing seller.
     
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  8. Welshie

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    Deffo many would, but the suggestion is ludicrous from Rio. No matter the club, the idea that you can't criticize your clubs owner unless every single fan is willing to personally purchase the club is absolutely moronic.

    I know you're obliged to defend one of your boys but what he said was ****ing dumb. He's a **** pundit.
     
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  9. captain wrong

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    He's an A class ****! One of my mates lamped him down the Quay side about 20 years ago now. He came in and started trying to claim cubicles from people waiting. Then you've got the fact he was taking drugs throughout his career to increase performance.. The guys a complete and utter ****er.

    A local business man tried to get the fans to buy the club off Ashley... Wanted it run like Barcelona, but it never came to fruition.... Its a good idea, but I think its probably best just letting the Saudis crack on
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    I remember when Matthew got banned from here for his own long term health
     
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  11. Welshie

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    Saudis aint crackin on with dick imo
     
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  12. captain wrong

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    We stay up and it'll happen... It's still in play.. Could go wrong in 2 ways.. Im nor one of the folks that think it'll happen even if we go down though.

    Stay up----win arbitration----done

    Can't be ruled out
     
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  13. Welshie

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    Nufc wont win the arbitration as theyre arguing from a place of complete fabrication

    They need to go down and get a takeover in the EFL
     
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  14. captain wrong

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    I suspect they've got a strong case personally. I suspect both sides have.
     
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  15. captain wrong

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    Cans

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  18. captain wrong

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    All done and dusted
     
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  19. captain wrong

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  20. Tobes

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    <laugh>
     
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