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Chief's big fat thread of fitness

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Jan 1, 2018.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Watch out bro, her Hubby is hench

    He'll crush yer balls like a couple of maltesers
     
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  2. brb

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  3. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I am hencher let’s be honest.
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Dunno bro, you always come off as a bit gay.

    Her fella sounds like Skull crusher daz from HIAG’s band.
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Don’t ban her bro.

    we’re just getting acquainted

    Windy’s already proposed and everything
     
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  6. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Gays can be massive you homophobe
     
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  7. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    @Molly

    **** can’t tag her any more. Let me know if your guy can incline bench 200. I hit 195x3 yesterday.
     
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  8. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I ain’t got anything against you being gay bro. Or your big gay biceps

    I’m just saying Molly’s fella sounds like the sort of bloke who’d eat your **** for fun before choking you to death
     
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    He eats **** for fun?
     
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  10. PINKIE

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    Im just speculating

    but yeah, I think so bro
     
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  11. Peej

    Peej Fabio Borini Lover

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    left arm or right arm?
     
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  12. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Neck.
     
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    F3A0A278-1C29-4253-BF13-738A1D82F39E.jpeg

    Massage chair is the best machine in the gym. Have a blessed day to anyone not a Reading fan or intending to kill British soldiers in Londonderry x
     
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    10 miles this evening

    earning some beer tokens for later :emoticon-0167-beer:

    Nearly at my January target of 200 miles all off road.

    Will smash that on Monday.

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    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    225 for a single rep on the incline bench today. A new PB for me. Took ages to get to to 200 and since then I’ve kicked on.


    Yes you don’t care. Why you looking at this thread then dickhead?
     
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  16. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    225kg?

    Seriously?
     
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  17. Bwood_Ranger

    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    Not free weights. It’s a machine thing
     
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    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Ah right.

    Still bloody plenty!!
     
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    Bwood_Ranger 2023 Funniest Poster

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    I can’t get any more on the poxy machine now so will try and build reps at 225 or ask a bird to jump on each side.
     
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