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Christmas Tree Topper

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Dec 11, 2019.

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What goes on top of your Christmas Tree

Poll closed Sep 6, 2022.
  1. Angel

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  2. Fairy

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  3. Star

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  4. Nothing

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  5. Other, please specify

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  6. F*ck off Gas You C*nt

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Grove Junior (junior) says "why do we have an angel on top of the Christmas Tree?" so I had to remind him it wasn't an angel but was a fairy. Being strictly atheist I wouldn't condone such hypocrisy and have a religious symbol during this Christian festival.

    What do you top your tree with? An angel, fairy, star? Until the kids got old enough to notice I used to put up a Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo on the top of the tree.

    And is it a real tree or a fake one? We've always gone for the fake variety as it is easier to clean up but a mate of mine says "fake tree, fake Christmas" and insists on hand-picking his.
     
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  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If in doubt revert to nudity

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  3. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    A gold star sits atop the Lochrie fake Xmas tree with 1200 led lights.

    Julie also buys a location-themed bauble from her 25 holidays a year so that takes up 95% of the space on the tree.

    Do enjoy this time of year, especially the Glasgow weather.

    Fantastic
     
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    pineappleupsidedown Well-Known Member

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    Star of David ...
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    You can't beat a real tree and an open fire though that'll be denied to me soon when the fossil fuel ban comes in,ah well
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  6. GroveRanger

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    Our lights are blue and white in a vague attempt at alternate hoops a la QPR.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    You sure it isn't an asterisk?
     
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  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    You've got some gaul.
     
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  9. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    WTF you on about now?
     
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  10. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

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    Are you ****ing serious? I bet even why you saw it written, you still thought it was the wee French cartoon bloke who had a big mate and fought the Romans. Stupid ****.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ah, I get the joke now. Sometimes long winded jokes are far better, buddy <ok>
     
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  12. GroveRanger

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    <laugh>
     
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