Grove Junior (junior) says "why do we have an angel on top of the Christmas Tree?" so I had to remind him it wasn't an angel but was a fairy. Being strictly atheist I wouldn't condone such hypocrisy and have a religious symbol during this Christian festival. What do you top your tree with? An angel, fairy, star? Until the kids got old enough to notice I used to put up a Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo on the top of the tree. And is it a real tree or a fake one? We've always gone for the fake variety as it is easier to clean up but a mate of mine says "fake tree, fake Christmas" and insists on hand-picking his.
A gold star sits atop the Lochrie fake Xmas tree with 1200 led lights. Julie also buys a location-themed bauble from her 25 holidays a year so that takes up 95% of the space on the tree. Do enjoy this time of year, especially the Glasgow weather. Fantastic
You can't beat a real tree and an open fire though that'll be denied to me soon when the fossil fuel ban comes in,ah well please log in to view this image
Are you ****ing serious? I bet even why you saw it written, you still thought it was the wee French cartoon bloke who had a big mate and fought the Romans. Stupid ****.