City v Grimsby

The Japs have taste if they don't desecrate haddock and chips with curry sauce.

 

Always worth finding out the reasons. Stops conspiracy theories.

 

Western pig dogs will pay for this crime, Inshallah

 

What is Inshallah please?

 

We hope
Whoops if allah wills it

 

Everything is possible, including the impossible.

 

Hmmn. But what is Inshallah.

 

He'sh (or she'sh) the bloke who fitsh your windows, central heating and shtuff. Probably from Holland

 

It’s an Arabic word that means if allah wills it

 

Whatever it means I don't think they say it in Japanese takeaways.

 

I think people are getting mixed up with that popular Japanese saying "Bansaishallah"

 

I've always wanted a bonsai but never got round to purchasing one. Has anyone got any recommendations as to which type I should buy? I've just thrown away the little cactus I've had for years and wouldn't mind another random bit of overpriced plantlife, if only to give visitors to my abode the impression that I have some kind of personality.

 

You get visitors?

 

Of a sort. One never knows when the postie or milkman will peer through the blinds at one's bonsai-less window sills.

 

How ****ing mental is that?! Yet some follow along with these crazy ****ing guidelines totally blindly!

 

Me mate flogs small trees on ebay as a hobby. He's on Facebook. Search bonsai billabong.

He doesn't get many visitors mind....

 

You need only look at the eagerness with which people have adopted mask-wearing as a sign of virtuousness to know that you're fighting a losing battle, LBIA (labia?)

The government spent months telling us that masks were useless in preventing the spread of viral infections, mostly because few people have sufficient quantities of them as to avoid mishandling them over the course of the day and also because they only cover two of three major entry points for viruses, then went fully 180 and declared the wearing of them necessary to enter shops or ride on public transport. Then, of course, there are the major contradictions in terms of when 'rules' apply (not before 10PM?), the list of exemptions, etc. And whilst all this was happening, nary an MP was to be seen actually following their own advice. It's no wonder that theories that previously appeared to be conspiratorial are now making much more sense...

 

Not forgetting the ‘rule of six’, but if you’re at work it doesn’t matter, oh and you can be in a group of six socialising today, a totally different group later in the day, in fact as many different groups as you want as long as it doesn’t exceed the magic number of six. Seriously wha5 the ****?! And people take these guidelines totally seriously!.

My Mrs works at a major supermarket, as we all know there hasn’t been a requirement to queue outside for weeks, yet a few days ago, whilst on her shift, she went outside to find that one dippy ****er had decided to wait before entering, another fifty people had decided to queue behind said dippy ****er, all this when there absolutely no requirements to do so.

The world has literally gone ****ing nuts, fortunately more and more people appear to be awakening to it!

This post will probably get censored as it doesn’t fit the narrative!

 

I am so mean that I made my own with a conker, some compost and a shallow plant pot. I have a foot high conker tree now. I tried the same with an acorn but that died after a year.

I should get out more but I am not allowed.

 

Do the posts on this thread indicate that virtually nobody has the slightest interest in a game against Grimsby?