CLASSIC Soups

The MP was killed In October if that helps

 

**** off, buddy

 

Have your arse and balls recovered yet ?

 

Getting there mate. Was at the hospital yesterday and they were amazed at the speed that the wounds were closing at. The one on my ballbag is closed completely and that was ****ing massive. The ones on my perineum and arse cheeks are almost closed. So it means that plastic surgery and skin grafts officially won't be needed. The thought of them peeling skin off my leg or wherever to put on my ballbag and arse didn't exactly fill me with a great feeling. Just about to go to the clinic now to get my bandages changed. I could probably do it myself but I like showing the nurse my cock, balls and arse, she is a bit of a looker, although I haven't seen her with her mask off.

 

I made a chicken curry with potato peppers spinach cabbage and carrots .

Made way too much , wondering if I blended it and added a bit of water it would make a good soup ?

I don't freeze leftovers

 

If you try to rub one out would it tear your nuts ?

 

Probably could if I went hammer and tongs. I could probably put my finger through part of the skin if I really tried.

 

IF ?

 

The only thing I freeze is cut up human pieces of anatomy

"Waste not, want not"

 

If I blended the curry do you reckon it would make a good soup ?

 

I would say so. Sounds good to me

 

Apart from spraying curry all over my kitchen with the hand blender it worked pretty well.

 

Don't think I am a huge fan of curry soup but would prefer it to fish soup. Not sure what it is about fish soup that puts me off it.

 

Poof

 

Maybe because it's fish and a soup?

Just saying like...............

 

Sounds like something you'd get to eat in a home for the bewildered.

 

Aye, but what is Drew's surname?

 

Murphy

 

^^^
Easily the best post of the year

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