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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen ?

    Is it because they sell more tickets.....
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 24, 2021
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  2. San Diego

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    Do it for your auntie
     
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    San Diego, Nov 24, 2021
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  3. kiwiqpr

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    Is it Tuesday
     
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    Opium of all silences
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Now where did I put the car key
     
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    down the back of the sofa along with your favourite mag:emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 24, 2021
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  7. Didley Squat

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    The gin bottle is empty!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 24, 2021
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  8. San Diego

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    How about we split the difference and you pay all of it?
     
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    San Diego, Nov 25, 2021
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    that was clever must be an accountant<laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 25, 2021
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  10. Wooperts_duck

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    Well, it was there when I last saw it back in January !!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 25, 2021
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  11. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    they dont call the rev the withdraw kid for nothing .....empty your Bank account in seconds
     
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  12. San Diego

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    So I just smacked him one
     
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    San Diego, Nov 26, 2021
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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    HE PROBABLY DESERVED IT<laugh>
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 26, 2021
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  14. Didley Squat

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    It was the bookkeepers fault!
     
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    Didley Squat, Nov 27, 2021
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  15. San Diego

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    Here is your quote, valid for 60 days.
     
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  16. Didley Squat

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    Not For Sale!
     
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    Why is it that you always find something lost in the last place you look?
     
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    San Diego, Nov 28, 2021
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    i was on the porcelain, flushed but never saw my deposit again it didn't even give me a receipt
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 28, 2021
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  19. Didley Squat

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    Why am l on here?
     
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  20. Wooperts_duck

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    Why should poor old Percy be pointed at the porcelain ?
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 28, 2021
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