Off Topic Conspiracy Thread

Had their child not been killed they wouldn't have instructed their lawyers to seek $150m for defamation, which to be fair is pretty much the same as libel in this case. However the point of my post was to express my dismay at what I see as even more barmy behaviour taking place in the US. If we get into the fine detail of this case then we've missed the point.

 

Saw one having a piss behind a road sign the other night.

 

Ah that takes me back.

 

I'm waiting for a delivery, and the on-line tracking predicted it would arrive between 18:30 and 20:30.

At 18:35, it changed, and predicted it would arrive between 18:15 and 20:15.

So there you have it, concrete proof that time travel is possible. FACT.

 

So now you're expecting it yesterday?

 

I hope not, I've got plans for yesterday.

 

Three from the secret bunker in Wawne, then again it is in the East Riding.

 

They don’t count unless there is a sign pointing to it with Secret Bunker written on it.

 

As a young teenager I walked that road many a Saturday hitchhiking to Bridlington, and I'm sure I remember seeing just such a sign.

 

on a totally unrelated topic, some of you may recall from 20th century physics lessons that light was said to exhibit a duality in that sometimes it behaves like a particle and other times it behaves like a wave. i discovered some years ago that kingston upon hull exhibits a similar duality. this can be easily demonstrated by driving to hull on the m62/a63 and making a note of every roadsign that tells you how far it is to hull. make a note of the distance on the roadsign and then make a note of the mileage on your trip meter (to get this to 1/10 of a mile each time - handy but not strictly necessary). drive to hull city centre and make a note of your mileage and assume the distance to hull is zero.

plot all these points on a graph and you will find that hull moves about while you are driving towards it and doesn't stay still until you land on it and the weight of your vehicle pins it down and prevents it from moving (or perhaps it carries on moving but also moves your car).

 

Ah, that's because the car doesn't move, the universe in fact moves around the car. Karl Benz kept that one quiet.

 

Several of the digital signs advise me of the time to reach a certain point, Humber Bridge, junctions etc, can't think why but somehow they're always wrong and I make it with several minutes to spare.

 

The distance before and after the goole flyover being the perfect example. Goes from 31 miles to 27 miles in like 1 mile. #Extraterrestrial

 

You went the wrong way then. Should have gone over the old bridge

 

Last having a piss up against a tree.

 

The black hole you went through doesn't count a distance.

 

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They take mental to a whole other level over there.

The 5G microchips in vaccines was just *chef's kiss*. Just completely avoiding the fact that a piece of technology would have to find its way to the brain and then somehow interface with organic tissue in order to work.