I managed to buy mince and sausages from Aldi this morning, was well chuffed. Then being a dick didn't realise I had no bread till 8pm so went Morrisons and the shelves were well empty. Bought beer instead. St Peter's Gatekeeper Golden Ale. It's canny. Just finished the third, might as well open the fourth. Would really like a sausage sarnie to go with it like. Have to admit it's a bit strange seeing shelves completely emptied when we haven't had a zombie apocalpse or nuclear war type event. All the essential infrastructure of the country is still running but crazy folk seem hell bent on filling their spare rooms, garages and sheds with pasta, bog roll and seemingly other completely random panic buys. There wasn't even any air fresheners left in Morrison's tonight. Not that I ever buy any like but I'm canny certain that the folk who emptied the shelves of it today don't normally buy any either. And how much bread is it possible to freeze? Bet there's some propper preppers buying up chest freezers and storing Morrison seeded loafs just so I can't have a sausage sarnie the inconsiderate stockpiling hopefully sterile bunch of twats. This rant was brought to you by the lacking an essential ingredient for a sausage sandwich first world problem whingers party representative and in no way expresses the view of your average camel.