Off Topic Corona virus

When's this meet up lads?
Sounds like a good'un.

 

https://coronavirus.data.gov.uk/

Listened to Boris last night telling us that he's following the data so I looked at the data this morning.
As we know, deaths have dropped to virtually nothing so they're focusing on cases.
The summary says cases for the last 7 days are - 52076 - up 46% on the previous 7 days.
I clicked on the data and added together the last 7 days - 46883
It said cases were up 46% so I added up the previous 7 days to that - 40791

That looks like an increase of just over 15% and the figures have been inflated?

If they've updated the figures for the total in the summary then why not in the daily totals?

What am I missing?

As an aside, I heard something interesting yesterday. If this virus is so transmissible that we have to wear masks, avoid contact and clean our hands thoroughly, why do we need such an invasive test to determine if we're positive? Surely we just need to lick the stick?

 

Deadly isn't it

 

I bet biden would love to chow down on queenies nips....apologies to anyone who is having a late breakfast.

 

I can't finish my coco pops off now Shako, cheers mate

 

Her maj is about 90 years too old for creepy Joe the paedo president

 

You thinking of markles nips...

 

Who, Harry Markle??

 

Well with your History..................

 

Cheeky bollox,

 

What's for lunch ma'am....no potatoes for you Joe!

 

Have you seen the old bastards performance at the G7 shindig, the creepy ****er doesn't know what planet he's on, imagine if that had been the Donald, he'd have been crucified by the biased msm

 

Good news
The Chinkyflu has eradicated Hay fever along with the common cold and flu
So vaccinated shee ... sorry, ..people can go about their daily business as usual, doing what sage tell you to do that is,
Don't book an holiday abroad though you're not Presidents, Prime ministers, royalty or their hangers on, they're immune

 

I thought I was suffering from hay fever today as well! The hay fever advice is a bit contradictory with the covid advice-
"keeping windows and doors shut when possible"
"The NHS also recommends spending as much time as possible indoors and away from cut grass"

What if them covid particles start mixing with the pollen? I'm no expert so probably complete nonsense but could be a useful scare story.

 

Aren't you and myself Irish Royalty

 

Pair of queens

 

Well one of us has never been in a tranny bar..............