Coronavirus. Just Coronavirus.

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  1. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Get it done. Swab around your tonsils (may make you want to gag) and up the nostril (may make you want to sneeze) and 30 mins later you get the result. It's a doddle and the lateral flow results are accurate enough. Very low rates of false results, comparable to pregnancy tests and nobody gets out of their pram about those unless you are on Jeremy Kyle and don't want to pay child allowance for baby Chardonnay.
     
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  2. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    That's good that your an expert because the guy that invented them said they are not at all effective and will show a positive for all cold and flu symptoms.
    But as you say let your HR department pretend to be doctors and prod and poke you .

    You are already a walking experiment since taking the jab and by 2023 we will all get an idea what it does to you .
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I thought you said it was the PCR test that was bullsh.it and even the inventor said you could make it test positive for anything you liked?

    I haven't let anyone prod and poke me (chance would be a fine thing), the lateral flow test is self-administered. What is meant to happen to me in 2023? Is there a YouTube video where I can learn all about it?
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You are part of an ongoing medical trial and data will be collected as people get sick and die in the first 2 years of when you took the shot and beyond if you are still alive .

    How accurate is the lateral flow test ?
    The one's my kids brought home from school were certified by the Chinese government who are not the Gold standard for honesty.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

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    Why are you showing a photo of your sun burn Mick? I thought all you spud munchers would have learned by now to stay indoors on sunny days.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    Not me,I would be described as svelte with a rash.
     
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  9. GroveRanger

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    I watched something cringey with a student asking some bloke what the (USA) government was going to do with all the white on black KKK murders. He pointed out that the vast majority of murders of black folks was perpetrated by other black folks but she lost her sh.it saying that wasn't the issue. He did go off tangent and start saying the person who set up the main family planning agency in the States was a known racist and every aborted black baby was white supremacist killing of innocents. I tuned out at that point because any agency that helped control the numbers of unwanted pregnancies in the States (black, white, brown or yellow) is to be applauded.
     
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  10. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You mean like Bill Gates Senior and planned parenthood ?

    During his career he served as president of both the Seattle/King County Bar Association and the Washington State Bar Association. Gates served on the boards of numerous organizations in the Pacific Northwest, including the Greater Seattle Chamber of Commerce, King County United Way and Planned Parenthood
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

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    Lochers Leader of POOVES

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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I could of done about 50 tops rofl.

    Lockdown belly um I rite lads ? Plms
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

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    I know I shouldn't find it funny but the thought of him crawling around the next day ...

    "That whole day, he struggled to walk, he was just crawling. But I did not take that seriously because he said it's just a simple body ache," Reichelyn Balce said.

    The following day he collapsed and stopped breathing. Ms Balce asked the neighbours to help revive him, but he reportedly died not long after.
     
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    Would’ve only killed him if he was already pumped full of meth/fentanyl speedballs imho
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    I know and I don't deny it.<diva>
     
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    Some pubs were planning to hand out hot water bottles and blankets to their customers
     
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    No fun in that maybe in a month's time when it's warmer,the beer would run through me in that cold and spend half the time in the toilet if they're open.
     
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