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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by brb, Feb 25, 2020.

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Boris...

  1. should completely lock us down immediately and fook up all our Christmas'

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  2. let the bodies stack high

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  3. lock us down from the 29th to fook up Treble's plans

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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Tory MP Douglas Ross has resigned in protest at Cummings fairy tale
     
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    Johnson tried telling us last night that he now needs glasses after coronavirus, as he haplessly tried to back up the Cummings fairy tale.



    Liars, liars, liars.
     
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    Occupational Health have reviewed my situation and decided that I'm no longer in the 'increased risk' category meaning I can start getting back to normal-ish at work <party>
     
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    Libby, May 26, 2020
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    NHS/DVLA joint statement

    Latest research from the Kochenbohl research institute in Bojoland confirms that the best test for ascertaining fitness to drive when suffering impaired vision is to load a sick spouse and toddler into a car and drive to a local beauty spot ... if you make it with only one pee stop you are good to go :emoticon-0136-giggl

    #StayAlert
     
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    Cummings at car park at Barnard Castle...

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    60,000 dead, and these absolute ****wits have somehow managed to get themselves into a position where they’re touring TV and radio studios trying to convince the public that a 60 mile drive is an ideal eye test.
     
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    Cummings after the 'eye test'...

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    Eh?

    Screenshot_20200526-102614_Chrome.jpg


    This isn't in any defence if Cummins by the way, not interested in that.

    I just wonder where 60000 comes from?
     
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    That screen shot is Sky News Tracker by the way, updated daily.


    It's a source. Not saying it's the source, but it's a source.
     
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    It’s the difference between the 5 year average death rate for the period we’ve been suffering from COVID deaths, compared to the actual for 2020.
     
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    All those poor old folk, they've died and been buried, along with the truth.
     
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    An exemplar to the world.
     
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    all these talks of hidden deaths and lies from the government makes me feel like i'm back in the good old days in my home nation
     
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    Sucky peoples champ & forum saviour

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    Gay
     
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    What's your home nation Bobby?
     
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    Poof ^^^
     
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    You can't trust those pesky Chinese, Bobby ... it is well known that their Government is prone to telling lies and covering up mate ... Stay here buddy, stay alert ...<cheers>
     
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    Scotland?

    Does the D stand for Davro btw? Asking for Jim D.
     
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