Crackwatch (celtic management mental breakdown thread)

*THEY

 

"Poor Virgil" ? think how improved he'd be if he had a world class defender like Danny Wilson alongside him to guide through games

 

Wouldn't work Wilson is a lot more mobile than him.

 

I always to "get" you, but I seem to fail miserably

 

We got a whopper here lads

 

Try?

The is mutual

 

Don't you to start this illiteracy stuff again or Dev will end up having two lower the English mark too 34% two.

 

Oh, I get it! yer the spelling police? that doesn't make you look like a dickhead at all

* what i really try not to be BAD.

 

You got it, bro ...again!

 

As i'm sure yer not overly surprised, Mo, i was ****e at school

To be fair to me, it was mostly because i wasn't there

 

Never mind BAD even though you were schooled by wolves in Canada yer still smarter than JC

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The young BAD absconds in order to help the new arrivals from the Velvet Underground railroad.

 

That was also the day i helped the mounties get their man thet always do anyway, mate.

And if it wasn't for the Thai stick, the mushroom, the acid,the speed, the E, and all those other things that you do when dogging it, i'd probably have went to school. ****, it's where aw the burds where

 

Skool is fur poofs and mongos

 

Weird then that you stayed on till 6th year..Mummy and Daddy make you?

Or, are you trying to tell us you were a pure rebel back in ra day?

 

Nae Rebels In my family ya cheeky ****.

You are correct though. Mumsy did insist I stay in school until sixth year although I do believe, these days its known as P6.

 

You didn't even bother turning up at secondary school? and no one said a word to mumsy?

Man, you must have been a real rebel.

 

Oh he said It again

 

Usually mumsies get into trouble if kiddies like you don't turn up at school. She musta had great powers of persuasion

 

Christ Audrey you're lke a wee dog humping a leg ffs.

Do ya wanna know my story Aud? Do ya really wanna know?

Ok then.

As far back as I remember I wanted to be a gangster........

 

Aw, I see, you were talking pish again? did you want to be a gangster so you could put a stop to the bullying you were going through?

What gangster did you like to pretend to be?