Crackwatch (celtic management mental breakdown thread)

Man, you could shift a few of them if you had a stall in the Barras

 

So why do you greet like a wummin then ya big blouse?

 

Not at all Audbhoy. You see unlike you I am actually In gainful employment. You see im not really an alcoholic or even a woman beater. Nope that all ****e patter that Jiffy made up.

 

Big Audrey all dolled up for a Saturday night trip to the restaurant. For a big mac.

 

Gainful employment? yet you are on here ALL the time Mmmm

For yer info, i do fire protection in construction. I really only do it to get the money follow your nation's champs in case yer wondering, it's the team that is going to win 10 league titles in a lovely row.

What you'll be doing>>>>> ...what i'll be doing >>>>

 

Wow. Big Audrey wobbler shame ^^^^^

 

I'll take a stab in the dark here, are you talking about my response to your 3 posts in a row?

 

You mean my two replys to your two posts about me and your facebook picture I posted?

No I was talking about your smiley explosion

 

Thought you were the expert on making wummin greet?

 

Aw, right! you didn't understand how funny it was? how about now you have read it 10 times??

 

Oh I found It very funny Audrey

 

MY 2 posts about you? the whole ****ing forum is talking about how much of prick you are

 

Thanks....lunch? x

 

Awe shucks ye hurt ma feelings there.

ya diddy.

 

Sure. McDonalds?

 

I have a habit of just saying the truth

 

Sure.

It's a kids happy meal for you, isn't it?

 

Is that what It is. I could have sworn you had a habit of copying everything Jiffy says ya brainless chunt.

You are Jiffy's leetle bhitch

 

your grooming tactics wont work on me. I am over the age of seven ya dhurty dhurty bheast.

 

Guys this threads taking a rather sinister turn you pair are making JC seem sane in comparison.

Have I taken it too far?