Crime - part deux

@brb you aint stealing another 100+ pager off me

In other related news, i saw a crackhead being gripped up by a polish drunk on my way home earlier. Threats were issued loudly, i pretended not to see and walked off and later hoped he was okay like a proper Londoner

 

This makes me realise I've not been out of the house today.

So I've seen non of such ****.

Phew.

 

I dont expect you see much of that anyway or maybe you do

 

No mate, not a bit of it.

Been raining all day so I stripped wall paper.

Was ok actually, not one crim was seen.

 

Rather you than me mate, the stripping i mean. less crackhead fights would be a nice change tbh

 

It's a ****ing mare actually.

Spent all morning on WhatsApp/Facebook waiting for confirmation that both age groups were called off (football - I coach U12's and U16's, which conveniently are 10.30 then 12.00 kick off's every ****ing Saturday) and as soon as they were, spent a seven hour shift grafting harder than do in actual work.

And I need to do more tomorrow.

Last room of the house though (Hall, stairs and landings x2) and then that's it for a bit.

She then wants a ****ing extension.

 

wish i was handy like you. I'm too lazy for that stuff.

 

Cant you just tell her no

 

Decorating is the one i least like doing.
Never done any plumbing. Any.
Can change a plug ok and know one of the wires is bad to touch.
Im decent/average with woodwork but i like doing that the most.

 

There should be a thread for this probably!

My wiring from the other year was epic.

Can't do plumbing, this is why I'm not a ****ing plumber.
Amongst other reasons of course.

 

Yeh i was in there today learning how to stab a radiator

No crime to report at the moment anyways.

 

Someone got stabbed in the village just down the road from me yesterday.
Dunno if anyone is dead but there was 4 police cars/crime scene vans when I drove past yesterday.

 

They are all okay to touch if it’s unplugged bro

 

Not if you're touching it with the sole of your foot

 

Prince Andrew has confessed!!

 

He hasn't. Looks like bullshit before I've even hit that evil play button.

 

Absolutely savage that

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Press play dickhead or ill fuxk you up

 

There's always one innit

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