Currys - Not so hot!

Bought a phone from them in February. It's refusing to charge unless you hold the cable in place. Took it back and they diagnosed a fault. Asked them to replace it. " We can't do that, we only do repairs." Asked how long. " About three weeks".

 

Interesting. Keep me updated.

 

Nobody uses "phones" anymore. Your "fax" missed the memo back in the 1980's

 

I wouldn't leave it with them Gary.

 

I didnae Cedric.

 

I’m sure a man of your wealth would just bin it and go out and buy another one?

 

I love a good saag paneer. Yum!

 

Pooftah.

 

Only if you’re shoving it up your boyfriend’s arse which is just a waste of good paneer.

 

My boyfriends only do Chinese foodstuffs up their marmite motorways.

 

Good. Just don’t get any **** on your sweet and sour chicken balls.

 

I ****ing despise sweet and sour.

 

Fair point.

 

Nope, any sweet and sour combination is a ****ing abomination of culinary delights.

I'd almost rather be forced to listen to The Beetles muzak on a ****ing endless loop whilst being ensconced in a straitjacket in a padded room with my bastarding testicles wired up to the mains on full ****ing power.

 

The Beetles are **** to be fair. Just a **** version of The Beatles.

 

Derp.

 

That's where financial dipsticks like you lose out Saff lad. Never give in to the bastards. Threatened them with the small claims court and the manager stumped up a new charger.

 

ER does all the Cliffy tribute acts