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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    just had a row with a couple who on a tight country path we’re shouting at me, on my run to get out of their way (into the nettle bushes). I didn’t but when they said ‘**** you’ when the path widened I told then they were a pair of ignorant ****s who should read the Highway Code as I had right of way.
    Fat MAMIL ****s.
     
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  2. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    Runners
    Cyclists

    All are ****s
     
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  3. Givemeursaltytears

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    I love these threads…..99.8% of cyclists are knackers!!
     
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    Don’t forget those ****s on segways/scooters
     
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    There are self entitled assholes everywhere. I my experience, their chosen method of transportation makes little difference
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

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    And what about the prats who go jogging and always, always get in the way on narrow roads and lanes.
     
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    they have right of way so can what the **** they want.
     
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    The only people who are bigger ****s than cyclists are pedants.

    By the way, did you know that the rules of the highway code do not give anybody right of way in any circumstances. Instead, they advise when you should give way to other road users and who has priority in any given situation.

    <whistle>
     
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    quit your jibber jabber double speak you **** and take off that Lycra.
     
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    I keep the lycra for my secret dungeon. Won't catch me on a bike though - I'm far too lazy!!
     
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    i heard you use all of the machines at the gym?


    Coffee machine
    Crisp machine
    Cigarette machine
    Pop machine
     
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    How dare you!!!

    I'd never waste my money on crisps and pop!
     
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    Dead cyclists are my favourite kind of cyclists
     
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  14. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

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    <laugh>
     
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    Cyclist ****s who jump right red lights :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  16. Hamish McMagdad

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    I prefer badly injured lying in a ditch in the middle of the countryside with **** phone signal ones <laugh>
     
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    Who rides a bike anyway...just walk or run ffs.
     
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    Albert rides warm pouches bike
     
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    If you ran a bit faster it probably wouldn’t be a problem.
     
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    Talking of which.......Where has he disappeared to? Not seen him post in weeks.
     
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