Death by cop

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  1. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    I remember one time I was offshore and I insisted on making all the guys (and one girl) watch Robocop even though I wasn't in the slightest bit interested in watching it myself.

    I've always been a bit of an awkward **** to be honest.
     
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  2. pompeymeowth

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    There goes his funny bone.
     
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  3. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I hope the operation is a success buddy they can do wonders now try not to worry
     
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  4. EasterRoad1980

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    How you doing?
     
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  5. EasterRoad1980

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    I worry about everything.

    If I didn't have anything to worry about I'd worry about that <laugh>

    We can't help how we are alas.
     
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  6. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    They probably have you down as a Covid-19 fatality already mate .
    The NHS is a death factory now
     
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  7. EasterRoad1980

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    I'm having to pay for this myself with one of my pensions. I was back and forth to the NHS for 2 years prior to the arrival of the fake pandemic and wasn't getting anywhere so decided to go private.

    I shall probably die on the operating table knowing my luck <laugh>

    Mind you I was pronounced clinically dead on the operating table once before. 10 minutes I was brown bread.
     
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  8. monacoger

    monacoger Forum Simpleton

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    Couldn't they find it?
     
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  9. EasterRoad1980

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    That's almost mildly amusing.

    For you, anyway buddy.
     
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  10. pompeymeowth

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    I'm OK, I hope your back feels better soon. That's a pain no-one deserves.
     
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  11. EasterRoad1980

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    Actually it's the sciatica down my legs which is the biggest source of pain. The lower spine is pretty much wear and tear.
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Shame...

    NOT

    ROFLCOPTER <badger><party>
     
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  13. EasterRoad1980

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    That's nice.

    Thanks buddy.
     
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  15. EasterRoad1980

    EasterRoad1980 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks but if it all goes horribly wrong I can't really think of a better way to go.

    It's great being a pessimist. Never disappointed and, more often than not, pleasantly surprised.

    I'd hate to be an optimist and that feeling of constantly being let down and disappointed <laugh>
     
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  16. monacoger

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    You get used to it.
     
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  17. EasterRoad1980

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    Quite, you've had plenty of practice right enough.
     
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  18. stopmeandslapme

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    When's the op? If I don't hear from you again, it was a pleasure, kind of, knowing you. Any particular charity you'd like me to make a small donation to in your memory?
     
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  19. EasterRoad1980

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    <laugh>

    Thursday.

    Yes, please make a small donation to The Metal Detectorists Society,
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

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    Not sure there is such a thing but I used to be a member of the Federation of Independent Detectorists so I’ll make the cheque out to them.
     
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