Off Topic Death.

I still can't get my head around the changes that some of the old people have seen

 

. i had just read one of your posts, so wanted to be hip;

 

Best bit i like about General....is the tea and toast you get when you come round, the small but finer things in life

 

And a nice cuppa tee

 

Yeah but you can’t beat spending 8 hours a day looking at a 5” screen day after day, week after week, forever, looking at meme’s and posting inspirational quotes to people who don’t know you exist.

 

I don't post from my phone no more mate.

 

I wasn’t talking about you, I was contrasting. When today’s kids are grandparents. “I was on Twitter when Kim and Kanye got robbed”.

 

They'll all say 'twitter'?

 

Just had a thought.

What is suitable attire to a family funeral?

 

Dark jacket and trousers, white shirt and black tie bruv.

Same as any other funeral

 

I hate the black attire but it's generally custom. You would probably be notified otherwise if it wasn't.

 

so that's ****ed up straight away.

 

Be different, mate. Go dressed as Batman, the Caped Crusader.

 

No, **** off you fat sack off ****

That's now me and you at loggerheads forever more, you big fat tub off ****..

 

My condolences Comm

 

It was a joke, intended to make you smile.

 

I'm ok mate, just feel sad for my mum.

Now hiag comes on and tries to be smart.

****, he is

 

i've got a load off things going through my head mate, not about me, so my posts maybe allover the place, more than usual.

 

No worries. I understand.

 

Been to too many ... my mother was one of 7 ... only one brother and one sister left and all the spouses passed too ... always wear my darkest suit and a black tie.

Good luck with it all.