Did somebody say ESTABLISHMENT CLUB?

bastard, why didnt I think of that

 

Did MC Hammer no have a cartoon where he had talking shoes?

MC Harry could have one where he talks out his arse.

 

I know, exactly, who couldve thought that an internal combustion engine could have such a radically different operational principle from a gas turbine engine ?

 

I'm done for the day.

Here's a King Billy Smiley for you Hun ****s:

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.....quite possibly he had talking shoes, but we are entering a Shutter Island type scenario here

 

I remember harry was adamant that Johnny Doyle had committed suicide, and finally had to admit he was wrong. His explanation was that he had got him confused with Bobby McKean, who also didn't commit suicide. David Icke's got a better grip on reality than harry.

 

well, it is wrong...the baby jesus takes a very dim view of suicide

 

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but he says in harry's case he'll make an exception.

 

Harri Karri ?

 

You're on form today RL.

 

why thank you , I think I shall retire for the night on that high note.....I have a wedding to attend tomorrow at which my mission is - as always - is to get utterly smashed

 

Aye, it's no a proper wedding unless ye get pished upset the bride and/or bridemaids and fall out with the missus. That's how it went down at my wedding anyways.

 

I've got a 30th birthday party to attend tonight deep into Bellshill. I was born there and decided within hours I wanted to move to EK.

Would much prefer to stay in town tonight after work. Girls leaving night and she's said she wants to go to the strippers. She's also went round the office getting a list of the first drinks and phoned Wetherspoons to have them ready for 5.

 

When the Huns are in Div 3 with no stars on your jersey will I get an apology from you all for being right ????

 

That's not you dodging the point in question is it?

ps. If you're referring to the dual contracts then you may find they'll stay as they only won 4 leagues from 2001-2010, IF they're found guilty and IF they are stripped. Newco-wise, the plans they have in place will retain history.

Those stars really make you beel eh?...

 

If you open yer gub, i might just fire oot a skittery ****e tae warm yer tonsils

 

Not anymore, they've been removed from your new top....oh and retain history

Just think....in a few years you can say to your grandkids....

"Billys, I was there for Rearrangers first ever league victory in the SFL Division 3"

















"so what grandad, we're Celtic fans"

 

In your wet dreams dickhead, I've still got kids to come never
mind grandkids. And I'll be able to tell them about my childhood memories from 2-9 in a row and how Sir David took rangers from sleeping giants to a dominant force in Scotland and at one point the uk and then about a little hiccup from circa 2006-2013 where we were skint then in administration briefly yet still managed a euro final and 3iar...